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And that ^^^^ is the reason why i approached with caution lol xIm very good at not spilling wine, i am well practicedthey are a little tricky to maneuver
especially when your a clumsy bugger
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The Great Big - Honest Swingers Thread....
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I've had plenty of embarassing moments but none in swinging ........ yet.
I had a beam me up Scotty moment at the townhouse. 4 of us getting real down and dirty. Everything was a bit cramped up on the top deck when bam the lady made a sharp move and belted me right in the spuds. The poor lass was just so sorry but I was in agony on the floor.
MOTM
Honesty is the best policy, no? 
Hitting a friend with a light has to be one of our worst/best moments, I am ashamed to say. x
Hitting a friend with a light has to be one of our worst/best moments, I am ashamed to say.
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Right so.
On the last big meet I did, we hired an apartment for a couple of days and used it rather well.
Being a flat attached to the local hospital and a little but lackadaisical in their baring, on the morning we were to leave, we were still fucking in bed at 11:20 when there was a knock on the door.
Huh?
*door opens, everyone freezes*
"Are you naked?!"
Um, yes. Do we need to go? Sorry.
"Yes there's another party at 2pm, we need to lean the flat."
Ok, gimme 30 mins and we'll be out of here. Sorry!
*cringe, pull on some trousers and go to the front door...*
Whereupon I discover pants on the floor, sex toys, poppers on the table, detritus and paraphernalia.
*mega cringe*
Get dressed, packed and tidy the last as best as possible in double-quick time and leave £20 under the keys on the table for house keeping.
Ooof.
On the last big meet I did, we hired an apartment for a couple of days and used it rather well.
Being a flat attached to the local hospital and a little but lackadaisical in their baring, on the morning we were to leave, we were still fucking in bed at 11:20 when there was a knock on the door.
Huh?
*door opens, everyone freezes*
"Are you naked?!"
Um, yes. Do we need to go? Sorry.
"Yes there's another party at 2pm, we need to lean the flat."
Ok, gimme 30 mins and we'll be out of here. Sorry!
*cringe, pull on some trousers and go to the front door...*
Whereupon I discover pants on the floor, sex toys, poppers on the table, detritus and paraphernalia.
*mega cringe*
Get dressed, packed and tidy the last as best as possible in double-quick time and leave £20 under the keys on the table for house keeping.
Ooof.
Lolz.
So we're standing there in the porch, smoking a cigarette in the rain and waiting for the taxi to arrive. My head is spinning from the sex, the situations, the ridiculous things that happened, lack of sleep, our sudden ejection... and we wind up in a pub near the bus station and get a bite to eat, debrief.
And we've just received our food when friends from my home town plus their kid walk in, spot me and come and say, "Oh hello!" Fancy seeing you here in this crappy town 30 miles away on a grey Saturday morning! Who's your friend?"
Hi...
Lolz.
So we're standing there in the porch, smoking a cigarette in the rain and waiting for the taxi to arrive. My head is spinning from the sex, the situations, the ridiculous things that happened, lack of sleep, our sudden ejection... and we wind up in a pub near the bus station and get a bite to eat, debrief.
And we've just received our food when friends from my home town plus their kid walk in, spot me and come and say, "Oh hello!" Fancy seeing you here in this crappy town 30 miles away on a grey Saturday morning! Who's your friend?"
Hi...
And there was one final nail in the coffin of an otherwise outstanding experience... but I'm not sharing that.
OmmmWhat about falling out of the bed and going through a wall
Did it with style though.
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MOTM
Mine is pretty tame but I’ve really good friends from Up North. We met at Chams and chatted and flirted loads (with the female half)
Anyway one day we got a room at Chams and whilst receiving a blow job I came in her mouth and we’d never discussed the hows, do’s and don’ts.
She was really good about it but to say I was mortified about it was an understatement. It still plays on my mind still and that was 3 years ago
Ooooops you live n learn
Anyway one day we got a room at Chams and whilst receiving a blow job I came in her mouth and we’d never discussed the hows, do’s and don’ts.
She was really good about it but to say I was mortified about it was an understatement. It still plays on my mind still and that was 3 years ago
Ooooops you live n learn
oooh oooh
so....
I once broke a woman's coccyx (not really, she was wearing stockings and slipped on the stairs....)
I was having a dalliance with a "single lady" when her fella fell out of the wardrobe (too vigorous I would say!) and cracked his head on the end of the bed; as I wrapped a bandage around his noggin, through my barely stifled laughter I kept asking "why"
Diamond Joe once chased me around a car; after one of our get togethers, but I played hard to get.... I never heard from him again........ (tumbleweed)
Somebody slipped me an industrial strength "man helper" and I passed out during the vinegar stroke.
I went to a club up north with three lovely ladies and ended up with all of them BEFORE the club; after the club, I had a pyjama party with a random....
oh and I have knocked on the wrong door at least 5 times in my life; just call me Mr Discrete
so....
I once broke a woman's coccyx (not really, she was wearing stockings and slipped on the stairs....)
I was having a dalliance with a "single lady" when her fella fell out of the wardrobe (too vigorous I would say!) and cracked his head on the end of the bed; as I wrapped a bandage around his noggin, through my barely stifled laughter I kept asking "why"
Diamond Joe once chased me around a car; after one of our get togethers, but I played hard to get.... I never heard from him again........ (tumbleweed)
Somebody slipped me an industrial strength "man helper" and I passed out during the vinegar stroke.
I went to a club up north with three lovely ladies and ended up with all of them BEFORE the club; after the club, I had a pyjama party with a random....
oh and I have knocked on the wrong door at least 5 times in my life; just call me Mr Discrete
