Excellent.....OK... Tonight's Great Big Wobbly Social Swinging Chrimbo Quiz will be a bit different from the weekly ones. There will be four rounds; 1. "What the feck is figgy pudding?" 2. The Christmas Movie 3. Ooh ooh, play 'Christmas Wrapping' and 4. The Big Fat Round of The Year
There will be no hidden link bonus question, instead there will be a 'table' round - a round of 20 picture questions that will posted, in this thread at around ten to eight. You will then have until the start of the second half to PM your answers, for the table round, directly to me.
The other usual rules apply - 14 seconds to answer each question, no talking during the rounds, first answer accepted only, typos/spellings accepted (within reason) etc.
I'm looking forward to this
All will become clear, in the fullness of timeWhat I gotta do with the piccy thingie.
Hope you've got pics? An old mate of mine used to do this and then dress up, raise money for charity - mostly children's charities. Great stuff!My helmets are polished, just wondering which to wear. Got a new one from Amazon on the way
A superb rendition of it and remarkable that you managed to keep the flow actually..With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore....
Twas the week before Christmas and all across the site,
Not a swinger was posting, was their wi-fi just shite?
The Jaffa thread was toast, the word game all silenced,
Even the rant thread was lacking in violence.
Suddenly from the Cockwell there arose much confusion,
The sound of mixed perverts in drunken collusion.
Minds that were sharp like junior school scissors,
The crème de la crème of Big Chrimbo Quizzers
“Was it a singer? No, she must be a cook,”
“That’s not Prince Harry, there’s no ginger, look!”
“What sort of weirdo knows where Wenceslas ruled?”
“Oh, I really wish I’d listened much more in school.”
But a man dressed in red came twinkling into view,
With questions a-plenty, he knew what to do.
The rounds they were frantic, the questions came faster,
For this was the man they called the Quiz Master!
His eyes they were bloodshot, his dimples were frisky,
His cheeks were like roses, he’d been at the whisky!
A stump of a roll-up he held in his gob,
It was hard not to say he was a real heart-throb.
His belly was awesome, it achieved quite a size,
At least we could tell who’d ate all the mince pies.
He cast his bright eyes over the assembled throng,
Saying his favourite phrase – “You’ve all got it wrong!”
The Corfus and Bio declined to guess pics
While Jimmi was happy he’d scored more than six!
Next came the dream team of Legs and Baldrick
And Vans wasn’t top two (her usual trick).
The HEPs tried hard to reach the top of the clock,
But were beaten to third by the night’s biggest shock,
Twas Pearls breaking out of her usual low places
By being shit-hot on disguised famous faces!
But history and form find a way to win out
And everyone thinks they’re in with a shout
To answer all questions, set by yours truly,
But none are a match for the quiz champion Julie!
So QM strode back to his faithful elf, Admin
To go to the bar and get all the drinks in.
Ere he drove out of sight, I heard him exclaim;
“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD GAME!!”
With thanks to @Admin @Jimmij @Biofilm @Corfu_Connie_john @TherLegs @Baldricknkaz @Vanezza @Horny_Essex_Pair @Pearls @Nigel&Julie and everyone who has taken part in the quiz throughout 2017. It really would be rubbish without you all. See you in 2018!!!
Oooooo what a soothing voice you have QM. Brilliant write up and many thanks for brightening up many a dull Thursday eve.With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore....
Twas the week before Christmas and all across the site,
Not a swinger was posting, was their wi-fi just shite?
The Jaffa thread was toast, the word game all silenced,
Even the rant thread was lacking in violence.
Suddenly from the Cockwell there arose much confusion,
The sound of mixed perverts in drunken collusion.
Minds that were sharp like junior school scissors,
The crème de la crème of Big Chrimbo Quizzers
“Was it a singer? No, she must be a cook,”
“That’s not Prince Harry, there’s no ginger, look!”
“What sort of weirdo knows where Wenceslas ruled?”
“Oh, I really wish I’d listened much more in school.”
But a man dressed in red came twinkling into view,
With questions a-plenty, he knew what to do.
The rounds they were frantic, the questions came faster,
For this was the man they called the Quiz Master!
His eyes they were bloodshot, his dimples were frisky,
His cheeks were like roses, he’d been at the whisky!
A stump of a roll-up he held in his gob,
It was hard not to say he was a real heart-throb.
His belly was awesome, it achieved quite a size,
At least we could tell who’d ate all the mince pies.
He cast his bright eyes over the assembled throng,
Saying his favourite phrase – “You’ve all got it wrong!”
The Corfus and Bio declined to guess pics
While Jimmi was happy he’d scored more than six!
Next came the dream team of Legs and Baldrick
And Vans wasn’t top two (her usual trick).
The HEPs tried hard to reach the top of the clock,
But were beaten to third by the night’s biggest shock,
Twas Pearls breaking out of her usual low places
By being shit-hot on disguised famous faces!
But history and form find a way to win out
And everyone thinks they’re in with a shout
To answer all questions, set by yours truly,
But none are a match for the quiz champion Julie!
So QM strode back to his faithful elf, Admin
To go to the bar and get all the drinks in.
Ere he drove out of sight, I heard him exclaim;
“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD GAME!!”
With thanks to @Admin @Jimmij @Biofilm @Corfu_Connie_john @TherLegs @Baldricknkaz @Vanezza @Horny_Essex_Pair @Pearls @Nigel&Julie and everyone who has taken part in the quiz throughout 2017. It really would be rubbish without you all. See you in 2018!!!
All our Love to you allWith apologies to Clement Clarke Moore....
Twas the week before Christmas and all across the site,
Not a swinger was posting, was their wi-fi just shite?
The Jaffa thread was toast, the word game all silenced,
Even the rant thread was lacking in violence.
Suddenly from the Cockwell there arose much confusion,
The sound of mixed perverts in drunken collusion.
Minds that were sharp like junior school scissors,
The crème de la crème of Big Chrimbo Quizzers
“Was it a singer? No, she must be a cook,”
“That’s not Prince Harry, there’s no ginger, look!”
“What sort of weirdo knows where Wenceslas ruled?”
“Oh, I really wish I’d listened much more in school.”
But a man dressed in red came twinkling into view,
With questions a-plenty, he knew what to do.
The rounds they were frantic, the questions came faster,
For this was the man they called the Quiz Master!
His eyes they were bloodshot, his dimples were frisky,
His cheeks were like roses, he’d been at the whisky!
A stump of a roll-up he held in his gob,
It was hard not to say he was a real heart-throb.
His belly was awesome, it achieved quite a size,
At least we could tell who’d ate all the mince pies.
He cast his bright eyes over the assembled throng,
Saying his favourite phrase – “You’ve all got it wrong!”
The Corfus and Bio declined to guess pics
While Jimmi was happy he’d scored more than six!
Next came the dream team of Legs and Baldrick
And Vans wasn’t top two (her usual trick).
The HEPs tried hard to reach the top of the clock,
But were beaten to third by the night’s biggest shock,
Twas Pearls breaking out of her usual low places
By being shit-hot on disguised famous faces!
But history and form find a way to win out
And everyone thinks they’re in with a shout
To answer all questions, set by yours truly,
But none are a match for the quiz champion Julie!
So QM strode back to his faithful elf, Admin
To go to the bar and get all the drinks in.
Ere he drove out of sight, I heard him exclaim;
“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD GAME!!”
With thanks to @Admin @Jimmij @Biofilm @Corfu_Connie_john @TherLegs @Baldricknkaz @Vanezza @Horny_Essex_Pair @Pearls @Nigel&Julie and everyone who has taken part in the quiz throughout 2017. It really would be rubbish without you all. See you in 2018!!!
Win the quiz? I think not Vans...All our Love to you all
For giving our days so much fun
We hope our nights will include everyone
Lets be the best that we ever could
And win the quiz like we always should...
V&N xxx
Really brilliant @meandlis thank you and @Admin @Pearls @Miss-Sexy-Legs @Therapon for havin usand making this wonderful place for us to 'play'
You're a poet - and you know it.Win the quiz? I think not Vans...
For me well I have other plans....
You did your best, but all in vane...
I answered the questions and won the game..
Julie & Nigel xxx
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