The Sex Was Going Great Till........... Let's Fill In The Blanks

[Happy Couple]

until the batteries ran out in the magic wand

 

[mrclouse]

i woke up

 

[Midland....]

You realized you were in the wrong bed.. House.. Street.. Hang on who are you? What do you mean don't stop. Can't argue with that :spankin:

 

[Happy Couple]

her false teeth fell out and landed between my thighs

 

[Deleted member 4233]

Until I got cramp

That happens a lot to me !

 

[Pearls]

That happens a lot to me !

Tell me about it. Too much salt you know

 

[Deleted member 4233]

Tell me about it. Too much salt you know

I'll try and avoid it in future! - B x

 

[Pearls]

I'll try and avoid it in future! - B x

This and caffeine xx

 

[Deleted member 4233]

This and caffeine xx

Oooh can't give up my morning coffee.

 

[Pearls]

Oooh can't give up my morning coffee.

Nah nor me haha xx

 

[Deleted member 4233]

Nah nor me haha xx

Sex first coffee second. Sorted X

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Santa came out the chimney x

 

[Colin]

Leave the money on the bedside table

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

......the dwarf turned nasty and headbutted my balls!!!

 

[PandMp]

The dog who I didn't realise was in the bedroom put his cold nose on my arsenal and made me jump through the ceiling making her laugh so hard she farted (not a true story. well sort of) lol xx