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Happy Couple

16 April 2015

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• 2 December 2016

• #126

until the batteries ran out in the magic wand

 

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I am Batman ?

28 March 2016

3,906

10,178

• 7 December 2016

• #127

i woke up

 

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Midland....

• 8 December 2016

• #128

You realized you were in the wrong bed.. House.. Street.. Hang on who are you? What do you mean don't stop. Can't argue with that :spankin:

 

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Happy Couple

16 April 2015

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• 9 December 2016

• #129

her false teeth fell out and landed between my thighs

 

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Deleted member 4233

• 9 December 2016

• #130

Pearls said:

Until I got cramp

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That happens a lot to me !

 

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Pearls

18 July 2015

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• 9 December 2016

• #131

BlondieandD said:

That happens a lot to me !

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Tell me about it. Too much salt you know

 

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Deleted member 4233

• 9 December 2016

• #132

Pearls said:

Tell me about it. Too much salt you know

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I'll try and avoid it in future! - B x

 

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Pearls

18 July 2015

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• 9 December 2016

• #133

BlondieandD said:

I'll try and avoid it in future! - B x

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This and caffeine xx

 

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Deleted member 4233

• 9 December 2016

• #134

Pearls said:

This and caffeine xx

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Oooh can't give up my morning coffee.

 

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Pearls

18 July 2015

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• 9 December 2016

• #135

BlondieandD said:

Oooh can't give up my morning coffee.

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Nah nor me haha xx

 

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Deleted member 4233

• 9 December 2016

• #136

Pearls said:

Nah nor me haha xx

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Sex first coffee second. Sorted X

 

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Scrunchy&Muffet

• 9 December 2016

• #137

Santa came out the chimney x

 

Colin

25 July 2016

2,504

6,649

• 9 December 2016

• #138

Leave the money on the bedside table

 

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MickeyBlueBalls

• 10 December 2016

• #139

......the dwarf turned nasty and headbutted my balls!!!

 

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PandMp

• 10 December 2016

• #140

The dog who I didn't realise was in the bedroom put his cold nose on my arsenal and made me jump through the ceiling making her laugh so hard she farted (not a true story. well sort of) lol xx

 

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