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Discussion in 'General Chats' started by Mr and Mrs Marmite, 13 September 2019.

  1. So here goes.... if a mars a day helps you work, rest and play... what does 2 do? :confused:
     
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  2. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    Makes you go all night too :D:tiphat:
     
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  3. I’m soo glad we have you for the technical support :D
     
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  4. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    What can I say :tiphat::whistle::D:D
     
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  5. Lovernotfighter

    Lovernotfighter PV Sprtr

    Makes your gut swell
     
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  6. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    As a lover of a Mars bar they make you fat :eek: .... I gave them up and lost 3 stone :rofl:
     
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  7. Bromsguy6'1"

    Bromsguy6'1" PV Sprtr

    Blimey, haven't lost that much weight since I got circumcised!
     
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  8. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    Bragging again :rofl: ...
     
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  9. Stew

    Stew PV Sprtr

    Before you judge anyone you should walk a mile in their shoes !

    That way you are a mile away with new shoes ! :D:whistle::tiphat:
     
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  10. fincon

    fincon PV Sprtr

    Awwww, nice of you to create this thread just for me. Years ago, when I wrote a column for a publication, I’d usually end the piece with “that’s all for this week, but before I go, please remember…”

    And stick on something like the following. (I’ll limit it to four today.)

    …a gossip is just someone with a great sense of rumour.

    …two can live as cheaply as one… for about half as long.

    …despite a recent survey revealing that men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, in the same survey women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of fucking liars.

    And, of course,

    …you’re not old if you can still remember to [note to self: remember to complete this before hitting ‘send’.]
     
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  11. Bromsguy6'1"

    Bromsguy6'1" PV Sprtr

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?
     
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  12. Therapon

    Therapon Admin Sprtr

    Real bread!
     
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  13. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    Milk in a bottle :D
     
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  14. Stew

    Stew PV Sprtr

    Ever wonder which planner thought it was a good idea to put the sewerage farm next to the playground? :rofl::rofl::surprise:
     
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  15. nightowl30

    nightowl30 PV Sprtr

    An unsliced loaf
     
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  16. Colin

    Colin PV Sprtr

    Barm Cake ;)
     
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