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Discussion in 'General Chats' started by Mr and Mrs Marmite, 13 September 2019.
So here goes.... if a mars a day helps you work, rest and play... what does 2 do?
Makes you go all night too
I’m soo glad we have you for the technical support
What can I say
Makes your gut swell
As a lover of a Mars bar they make you fat .... I gave them up and lost 3 stone
Blimey, haven't lost that much weight since I got circumcised!
Bragging again ...
Before you judge anyone you should walk a mile in their shoes !
That way you are a mile away with new shoes !
Awwww, nice of you to create this thread just for me. Years ago, when I wrote a column for a publication, I’d usually end the piece with “that’s all for this week, but before I go, please remember…”
And stick on something like the following. (I’ll limit it to four today.)
…a gossip is just someone with a great sense of rumour.
…two can live as cheaply as one… for about half as long.
…despite a recent survey revealing that men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, in the same survey women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of fucking liars.
And, of course,
…you’re not old if you can still remember to [note to self: remember to complete this before hitting ‘send’.]
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Milk in a bottle
Ever wonder which planner thought it was a good idea to put the sewerage farm next to the playground?
An unsliced loaf