Yeah that sounds about right a very sensible reply, the ladies just have no ideasMan response = go to the pub, get pissed, order kebabs on the way home, chuck, get some vodka down your neck and run around the house naked with all your friends there, shaking your willy shouting Woowoo as you run....
I'll knit him a shawl.
You have puce eyes? I do like different but erm erm guessing ypu join the oddities on site! bless ya! Now where the Bloodyhell is that balaclava patternRight.....so after ponderously pondering, this is the deal.
I'd love it if you'd knit me a shawl, mitts and bonnet....however, there are a few 'Stipulations'
First - There has to be a Paisley design on all items please, to show my age.
Second - My favourite colour is Puce, it complements my eyes