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Discussion in 'Public Forums' started by Bonker, 1 October 2015.

  1. Gals/guys
    It's my birthday soon and am at a loss what to do/get myself......yes, yes I know it's a rather broad question, but thoughts?
     
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    • Pearls

      Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

      Get a motor bike and let rip on those country roads (y)(y)xx
       
    • Lol.....have you seen how motorists drive here! I'd rather swim naked with eels :eek:
       
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      • Pearls

        Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

        Haha true...Ok may have to rethink this one then :whistle::rolleyes::confused:
         
      • Hmmm me too......don't think swimming in the nick with eels is a very good idea :cry:
         
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        • Pearls

          Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

          Haha ok safe option then and a nice coach trip to the seaside :cry::rofl:(y);):po_O
           
        • Come to Townhouse and be a human buffet :)
           
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          • Pearls

            Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

            Thats a good idea :D:Dxx
             
          • I'm turning 45 not 95 LOL :p
             
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            • Only if y'all cover me in peanut butter :p;)
               
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              • i am sure it can be arranged
                 
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                • Pearls

                  Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

                  :rofl::rofl::rofl:xx
                   
                • I'll knit him a shawl.
                   
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                  • Pearls

                    Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

                    Good idea and matching mitts xx
                     
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                    • Bonnet too ha wonder if he has a colour preference?
                       
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                      • Pearls

                        Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

                        Well I like blue but he may let us know so we can get started :rolleyes:;):whistle:xx
                         
                      • Admin

                        Admin Site Owner Admin

                        Man response = go to the pub, get pissed, order kebabs on the way home, chuck, get some vodka down your neck and run around the house naked with all your friends there, shaking your willy shouting Woowoo as you run....
                        :D (y)
                         
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                        • Therapon

                          Therapon Admin Admin Sprtr

                          Yeah that sounds about right a very sensible reply, the ladies just have no ideas :cautious::lol:(n)
                           
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                          • Voice of experience :rofl:
                             
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                            • Admin

                              Admin Site Owner Admin

                              You know it! haha :D :p
                               
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                              • Right.....so after ponderously pondering, this is the deal.
                                I'd love it if you'd knit me a shawl, mitts and bonnet....however, there are a few 'Stipulations'
                                First - There has to be a Paisley design on all items please, to show my age.
                                Second - My favourite colour is Puce, it complements my eyes
                                :lol::p:serial_Flasher::whipping:
                                 
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                                • Just catching the breeze? :D
                                   
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                                  • You have puce eyes? I do like different but erm erm guessing ypu join the oddities on site! :D bless ya! Now where the Bloodyhell is that balaclava pattern ;)
                                     
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                                    • Pearls

                                      Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

                                      @Admin typo xx
                                       
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