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Bonker

Gals/guys
It's my birthday soon and am at a loss what to do/get myself......yes, yes I know it's a rather broad question, but thoughts?
 
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Admin

Admin
15 September 2014
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Man response = go to the pub, get pissed, order kebabs on the way home, chuck, get some vodka down your neck and run around the house naked with all your friends there, shaking your willy shouting Woowoo as you run....
 

Therapon

Admin
11 August 2015
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Man response = go to the pub, get pissed, order kebabs on the way home, chuck, get some vodka down your neck and run around the house naked with all your friends there, shaking your willy shouting Woowoo as you run....
Yeah that sounds about right a very sensible reply, the ladies just have no ideas
 
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Bonker

I'll knit him a shawl.

Right.....so after ponderously pondering, this is the deal.
I'd love it if you'd knit me a shawl, mitts and bonnet....however, there are a few 'Stipulations'
First - There has to be a Paisley design on all items please, to show my age.
Second - My favourite colour is Puce, it complements my eyes
:whipping:
 
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meet_the_fockers

Man response = go to the pub, get pissed, order kebabs on the way home, chuck, get some vodka down your neck and run around the house naked with all your friends there, shaking your willy shouting Woowoo as you run....
Just catching the breeze?
 
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meet_the_fockers

You have puce eyes? I do like different but erm erm guessing ypu join the oddities on site! bless ya! Now where the Bloodyhell is that balaclava pattern
 
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