Three word story....

[Therapon]

appeared a very

 

[zebo]

grumpy old git

 

[Admin]

Who enjoys all-bran

 

[Admin]

in his pj's

 

[Admin]

huge whole in

 

[Therapon]

the bottom right

 

[Pearls]

His round bum

 

[Therapon]

which was currently

 

[Pearls]

sat down on

 

[Therapon]

the seat that

 

[Pearls]

Was way too

 

[Therapon]

small to be

 

[Pearls]

A chair for

 

[Therapon]

his rather unusual

 

[Pearls]

fetish for a

 

[Admin]

knitted Christmas jumpers

 

[Pearls]

and so he

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Grabbed his biggest

 

[Pearls]

tools he could

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Hold in his

 

[Therapon]

lay his hands

 

[Pearls]

the straps and

 

[Deleted member 1030]

The buckles were