Valentine Ditty's ( Can I Play With Your Titties )

Z

zebo

• 1 February 2016

• #1

You perverts should be able to think up some crackers !!!


roses are red,
violets are twisted,
bend over love,
you're going to get fisted

 

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RobbieFutuo

9 January 2016

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• 1 February 2016

• #2

roses are pointless,
chocolates are dumb,
now spread those sweet buttcheeks,
and ill give you one up the bum

 

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S

Scrumps

• 1 February 2016

• #3

Scrumpy hubby here:

roses are red,
violets are blue,
cum over me
and I'll cum over you

 

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RobbieFutuo

9 January 2016

481

1,417

City

Reading

• 1 February 2016

• #4

Ill suck on your boobies,
Ill tickle your bum,
Ill finger your pussy,
If you swallow my cum.

Feel free to use this one as a chat up line, be very surprised if you go home alone

#whyamisingleagain

 

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Deleted member 1030

• 1 February 2016

• #5

The roses have wilted
The chocolates are melting
So lets get on with
Combustible lemon felching

(Yes, that has amused me no end )

 

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S

Scrumps

• 1 February 2016

• #6

RobbieFutuo said:

Ill suck on your boobies,
Ill tickle your bum,
Ill finger your pussy,
If you swallow my cum.

Feel free to use this one as a chat up line, be very surprised if you go home alone

#whyamisingleagain

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Scrumpy always makes sure that never happens

 

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Deleted member 2610

• 2 February 2016

• #7

Roses are Red,Violets are Blue, I've got a hard on and it's not just for you...:0))

 

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S

Scrumps

• 2 February 2016

• #8

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm kinky as fuck,
How about you?

 

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Therapon

Admin

11 August 2015

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• 2 February 2016

• #9

Methinks @Scrumps should be given the Social Swingers Poet trophy

 

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Scrumps

• 2 February 2016

• #10

Therapon said:

Methinks @Scrumps should be given the Social Swingers Poet trophy

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A trophy for poetry

 

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Deleted member 2610

• 2 February 2016

• #11

Scrumps said:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm kinky as fuck,
How about you?

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Please x

 

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Z

zebo

• 2 February 2016

• #12

Roses are red
violets are blue
i thought it was vaseline
turned out to be glue

 

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Z

zebo

• 2 February 2016

• #13

roses are red,
violets are blue,
vodka costs less'
than dinner for two

 

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Therapon

Admin

11 August 2015

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48,312

• 2 February 2016

• #14

 

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M

meet_the_fockers

• 2 February 2016

• #15

@Therapon s a dummy.
his head is hollow.
get your cocks, out guys.
you know he will swallow.

right quick exit

 

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Therapon

Admin

11 August 2015

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• 2 February 2016

• #16

Bloody nutter ^^^^

 

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Z

zebo

• 2 February 2016

• #17

 

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M

meet_the_fockers

• 2 February 2016

• #18

I know a guy his name is @zebo
he likes fire.
and staples.
the fucking weirdo.

xxxx

 

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Therapon

Admin

11 August 2015

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48,312

• 2 February 2016

• #19

Roses are red
Violets are blue
@meet_the_fockers
I'm begining to hate you

 

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M

meet_the_fockers

• 2 February 2016

• #20

You know me luffs ya!

 

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Z

zebo

• 2 February 2016

• #21

I know a lass called Stumpy,
her bum drags on the grass,
and when she causes trouble,
my boot goes up her ass

 

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M

meet_the_fockers

• 2 February 2016

• #22

zebo said:

I know a lass called Stumpy,
her bum drags on the grass,
and when she causes trouble,
my boot goes up her ass

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Z

zebo

• 2 February 2016

• #23

I know a chap called @Therapon
he really is a gent,
ignore the 'crazy ones' poem
i'm sure that he's not bent

 

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M

meet_the_fockers

• 2 February 2016

• #24

zebo said:

I know a chap called @Therapon
he really is a gent,
ignore the 'crazy ones' poem
i'm sure that he's not bent

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x hes plotting his revenge. Ommmmmm

 

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Z

zebo

• 2 February 2016

• #25

customised poems for all the members, this could be fun !

 

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