That's beautiful, though, in a way that's only special to you. Spirit of the festival, I think.The other half gets me batteries for Valentine's, it's an in-joke.
Some years ago she got me some 9V batteries and left instructions in the card to change the batteries in the smoke detectors. I was annoyed, she pointed out that I "don't do" commercial festivals and it stuck.
Thanks, I thinkThat's beautiful, though, in a way that's only special to you. Spirit of the festival, I think.
Anyone have a shag?
Might have doneNo you? x
Yea....please do not humour him xxjxxWell this year I really pushed the boat out as I was away. I sent Julie flowers, chocolate and wine, (get me in her good books for when I return)but she didn't seemed that impressed when I phoned her last night, I thought it was quite a romantic gesture on my part it's amazing what emojis you can send nowadays N
Wait till you see the Welsh onesI nearly got a shag but the sheep in Scotland are not as pretty as the ones in Yorkshire so i had to pass
Most of em have odd twitches and walk funnyI was in Welsh wales last friday but did not see any i really wanted to get to know
Prob seen too much action - do they look scaredMost of em have odd twitches and walk funny
Prob seen too much action - do they look scared
Thats cos Welsh blokes shag them on the edge of a cliff so they push backHell yea
Ehhhh they actually have signs up in certain part of country not to engage in sexual activity with the sheep
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