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Pearls

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18 July 2015
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Tbh I think my hips are missing some kind of essential hinge or pivot o_O. I wasn't built for dancing :rofl:.
It would take copius amounts of alcofrol to get me anywhere near a dancefloor :rofl:

Although I can do 'oops upside your head'. :D

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Its a done deal then :D
 
5 July 2016
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You cant rearrange the kitchen and get away with it balders:Dx
Well I text Kaz to tell her I'd cleaned the kitchen and she text back "Why?".
I said "you know my problem, I can't sit still for too long".
She replied with "Out of all the long list of problems you have, sitting still is nowhere near the top of that list!"
:eek: How very rude?!

B x
 
24 November 2015
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You'd be good with @Therapon he can't friggin dance either
 
5 July 2016
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Ossett
I can't encourage my hair to grow on my head. It seems to have redistributed itself to my ears

B x
 
5 July 2016
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I can't eat just one biscuit. It's not right. Biscuits have to be eaten in pairs.

B x

I think it's someone elses turn to post now before you all learn how neurotic I am