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MOTM

18 July 2015
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Tbh I think my hips are missing some kind of essential hinge or pivot . I wasn't built for dancing .
It would take copius amounts of alcofrol to get me anywhere near a dancefloor

Although I can do 'oops upside your head'.

B x
Its a done deal then
 
5 July 2016
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You cant rearrange the kitchen and get away with it baldersx
Well I text Kaz to tell her I'd cleaned the kitchen and she text back "Why?".
I said "you know my problem, I can't sit still for too long".
She replied with "Out of all the long list of problems you have, sitting still is nowhere near the top of that list!"
How very rude?!

B x
 
24 November 2015
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You'd be good with @Therapon he can't friggin dance either
 
5 July 2016
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I can't encourage my hair to grow on my head. It seems to have redistributed itself to my ears

B x
 
5 July 2016
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I can't eat just one biscuit. It's not right. Biscuits have to be eaten in pairs.

B x

I think it's someone elses turn to post now before you all learn how neurotic I am
 
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