What Can't...

[Pearls]

Tbh I think my hips are missing some kind of essential hinge or pivot . I wasn't built for dancing .
It would take copius amounts of alcofrol to get me anywhere near a dancefloor

Although I can do 'oops upside your head'.

B x

Its a done deal then

 

[Baldrick]

You cant rearrange the kitchen and get away with it baldersx

Well I text Kaz to tell her I'd cleaned the kitchen and she text back "Why?".
I said "you know my problem, I can't sit still for too long".
She replied with "Out of all the long list of problems you have, sitting still is nowhere near the top of that list!"
How very rude?!

B x

 

[Baldrick]

I'll tell you what I can't do. I can't win that bloody quiz on a Thursday night

B x

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

I can't dance. This is something else I don't understand! I watch other people dance and they look good but when I dance, I look like a prize pillock.
I'm not joking either. Somebody describe my dancing as a 'Vertical Epileptic Fit' .

I can't even Dad dance. I look and feel so akward .

B x

You'd be good with @Therapon he can't friggin dance either

 

[Baldrick]

You'd be good with @Therapon he can't friggin dance either

Are the abilities to draw and dance linked? :hmm:
A scientific study needs to be done methinks.

B x

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

Are the abilities to draw and dance linked? :hmm:
A scientific study needs to be done methinks.


Study him all you want just leave his tackle in one piece cos that as a use xx
B x

 

[Baldrick]

I can't encourage my hair to grow on my head. It seems to have redistributed itself to my ears

B x

 

[Deleted member 6485]

I'll tell you what I can't do. I can't win that bloody quiz on a Thursday night

B x

Makes 2 of us x

 

[Baldrick]

Makes 2 of us x

We can sit in the naughty corner and do our own quiz

B x

 

[Baldrick]

That's another thing I'm terrible at..... flirting

B x

 

[Baldrick]

I can't eat just one biscuit. It's not right. Biscuits have to be eaten in pairs.

B x

I think it's someone elses turn to post now before you all learn how neurotic I am

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Biscuits have to be eaten in pairs.

3 pairs?...x

 

[Baldrick]

3 pairs?...x

Did I say pairs? I meant packets

B x

 

[Deleted member 6485]

I cant comment on threads just lately without hijacking themxx

 

[Baldrick]

I cant comment on threads just lately without hijacking themxx

You're always welcome to hijack our threads.......
.......smoooooth

B x

 

[Deleted member 6485]

.....smoooooth

Very...xx

 

[Pearls]

So what was the thread again

 

[MP386]

Hang wallpaper.
Well, i can...but it lookslike a 3yr olds done itc

All you had to do was ask ...

 

[Admin]

@Admin save me .. fucking spelling going wild again

what should it say instead of pudding etc Mel? X

 

[Therapon]

I can't win with @Miss-Sexy-Legs, always has a reply

 

[Therapon]

I cant weld eggs to a frying pan ..... but I know someone who can

 

[Therapon]

I can't stand marmite or wham

 

[Admin]

Ok can’t not have opinions ... and usually different from the main stream .. at school I used to piss off the teachers.
One told me I would end up being an urban terrorist !!!!!!! xxx

Sorted x

 

[Baldrick]

Sorted x

phewwwwwwww !!!!

Pmsl @Mel007 I genuinely had no idea what was going there. You do make me laugh sometimes

B x

 

[Pearls]

I can't stand marmite or wham

now then that isn't quite true, remember that moment we had over club tropicana