What Can't...

[Pearls]

You can! But it comes out raw... xx

It's that damn oven.. It's broken

 

[Deleted member 120]

It's that damn oven.. It's broken

How’s your food that I just cooked? Yes, with that oven. X

 

[Pearls]

How’s your food that I just cooked? Yes, with that oven. X

It doesn't work for me xx

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Was it raw too?x

 

[Pearls]

Was it raw too?x

Not very often I do that you know

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Was it raw too?x

Wheres me quote box gone again?x

 

[Vanezza]

I can't ride a unicycle then again I haven't tried

Vxxx

 

[Therapon]

Nothing, I get bored

 

[Vanezza]

I can't drive, it's a good thing really as my depth perception is about zero
Watch soap operas without swearing... loudly and repeatedly.
Lick my elbow

N xxx

 

[Pearls]

I can't drive a boat but I may learn

 

[Neetdan]

I can't sing even though I'm welsh and I can't dance (unless I'm pissed and then I think I'm fantastic!!) x

 

[Pearls]

I can't sing even though I'm welsh and I can't dance (unless I'm pissed and then I think I'm fantastic!!) x

It’s a welsh thing.

 

[Neetdan]

It’s a welsh thing.

The singing or the not being able to sing? x

 

[Deleted member 1030]

The singing or the not being able to sing? x

No - the 'being pissed' bit

 

[Neetdan]

No - the 'being pissed' bit

That goes without saying!! x

 

[Baldrick]

I can't juggle chainsaws (not actually confirmed, but I'll take an educated guess) .

B x

 

[Baldrick]

I can't get up out of my chair without grunting (not sure when I started doing that tbh).

B x

 

[Neetdan]

No - the 'being pissed' bit

Us welshies are good at being pissed x

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Us welshies are good at being pissed x

I reckon it's all the salt we have on and in our food, it must soak it up

 

[Baldrick]

I can't blow my nose and throw the tissue away without inspecting the contents of it .

B x

 

[Deleted member 1030]

I can't blow my nose and throw the tissue away without inspecting the contents of it .

B x

I do that. What are we expecting to find?

 

[Neetdan]

I reckon it's all the salt we have on and in our food, it must soak it up

In my case, it's the kebab st the end of the night that soaks up my alcohol x

 

[Deleted member 6485]

I do that. What are we expecting to find?

Bogies?x

 

[Baldrick]

I do that. What are we expecting to find?

Well usually I'm giving myself marks out of 10

B x

 

[Vanezza]

Well usually I'm giving myself marks out of 10

B x

Really? Because the sun shines out of my bottom I expect to see rainbows and unicorns in my hanky... Wonder why I'm always disappointed

N xxx