What Is Your Penis Name?

[bill90125]

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It's getting a bit like the local Butchers counter ! All this beef , steak and meat on display

nd not a sausage in sight?!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

 

[The-A-Team]

Tortoise xxx

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Im a girthy tube pmsl hahahaha xxx

 

[The_Bibas]

Ironically hard pole!

Xx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Long tool ommmm

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Im a girthy tube pmsl hahahaha xxx

Im saying nowt!

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Im saying nowt!

Dont you like my girthy tube sweetie? . Hi ive got a girthy tube...imagine that as a chat up line hahahahah xxxx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Dont you like my girthy tube sweetie? . Hi ive got a girthy tube...imagine that as a chat up line hahahahah xxxx

Ewwww stop it heathen!!!

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Ewwww stop it heathen!!!

Hahahahaha pmsl xxx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Piss off @MP386 go and bug someome else harlot!!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Piss off @MP386 go and bug someome else harlot!!

Blocked.

 

[MP386]

Blocked.

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

If I had one it would the dan the handyman

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Dont you like my girthy tube sweetie? . Hi ive got a girthy tube...imagine that as a chat up line hahahahah xxxx

I'm going to try it out, at the social

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I'm going to try it out, at the social

Ohhhh bliddyhell, now she asked for that.. pmsl

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Ohhhh bliddyhell, now she asked for that.. pmsl

Your going to try her girthy tube.. ommmm

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

I'm going to try it out, at the social

Did you mean the chat up line or my girthy tube hahaha xxx

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Did you mean the chat up line or my girthy tube hahaha xxx

It depends how well the chat up line goes, I guess

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

It depends how well the chat up line goes, I guess

Hahahahahah . Xxx

 

[peakcouple]

"Monster sword" - actually have a couple of real ones for re-enactment!

 

[First3some666]

Man Pole .... I'll go for that
Usually I name mine after one of the seven dwarfs so it's usually Grumpy or bashful , once in a blue moon Happy and Sneezy . But the vast majority of the time Sleepy

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Pre teen it was squidgy pee tap.
Post teen it became The North Pole
In my twenties it was the prodding rod.
In my thirties my ex named it Conan
Now he's Bob.

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Well hello there Girthy Tube, would you like to see my bike pump "no pressure" ?

 

[Jenny79]

Man steak or sex steak pref to call it Virginia myself xxx