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When Did You Last Masturbate?

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NigelandJulie

Think the bloke on the ring road this afternoon was a proffessional, as he was driving like a proper W**ker. N
 
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bill90125

Do you have the mount for the fleshlight? Brilliant, apparently!?
 
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bill90125

This morning, a slow & enjoyable hand job lying in bed. Couldn't resist the morning woodie!
 
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Free-lover1

Just now. Quite weird how the moment catches you. I was sitting outside chatting to the mosquitos and suddenly a lizard passed by, stopped, looked up at me and said go away and have s play. So I did. Very nice too. Xxxx
 
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bill90125

Free-lover1 said:
Just now. Quite weird how the moment catches you. I was sitting outside chatting to the mosquitos and suddenly a lizard passed by, stopped, looked up at me and said go away and have s play. So I did. Very nice too. Xxxx
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Now that's interesting! You went off for some "me time" whereas I would've thought: "blimey a talking lizard! If I can catch the bugger I'll be rich!!" Happy Friday!!
 
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Free-lover1

Jesus my lizard must have been in my room tonight. Just banged one out again now. Dripping off my mosquito net. Cleaning to do boo hoo. Nice though. I suppose being on my own makes it easier to knock one out.

Just for the record @Admin I'll not be changing my name to Lizard Man lol!
 
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