I have seen some crackers, the worst would be....
"can I empty my balls on you"
So what have you read that made you laugh
"can I empty my balls on you"
So what have you read that made you laugh
"can I empty my balls on you"
No you blinking wasntAwww I thought I was being original with that one, pmsl
If a guy said that to me I'd say yeah come here, I've got a scalpel
Hahaha any bad ones off ladies xxI've seen hundreds of bad ones, loads along the lines of "need my balls emptying, now" or "any cum dumps around?"
I like witty status' one was "I've caught a few tiddlers, old boots and tyres whilst out fishing, now I wanna catch a whoppa!"
I thought she wanted a burger!
I'm hungry nowI've seen hundreds of bad ones, loads along the lines of "need my balls emptying, now" or "any cum dumps around?"
I like witty status' one was "I've caught a few tiddlers, old boots and tyres whilst out fishing, now I wanna catch a whoppa!"
I thought she wanted a burger!
I amI'm hungry now
Im on the next bus outta town.I want to watch my hubby fuck a slut...... Wow like xx
Im on the next bus outta town.
Im on my way"well hung athletic man, fit, clean and 9 inches of fun, packed ready to break your back."
"well hung athletic man, fit, clean and 9 inches of fun, packed ready to break your back."
Then you meet him and he's 22 stone with a micro penis!"well hung athletic man, fit, clean and 9 inches of fun, packed ready to break your back."
I'm f-ing dying! Ready to break your back. LOL!"well hung athletic man, fit, clean and 9 inches of fun, packed ready to break your back."
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