Worst Status

[Pearls]

I have seen some crackers, the worst would be....

"can I empty my balls on you"


So what have you read that made you laugh or puke

 

[Therapon]

"can I empty my balls on you"

Awww I thought I was being original with that one, pmsl

 

[Deleted member 3870]

If a guy said that to me I'd say yeah come here, I've got a scalpel

 

[Deleted member 1402]

I've seen hundreds of bad ones, loads along the lines of "need my balls emptying, now" or "any cum dumps around?"
I like witty status' one was "I've caught a few tiddlers, old boots and tyres whilst out fishing, now I wanna catch a whoppa!"
I thought she wanted a burger!

 

[Pearls]

Awww I thought I was being original with that one, pmsl

No you blinking wasnt

 

[Pearls]

If a guy said that to me I'd say yeah come here, I've got a scalpel

 

[Therapon]

Blimey remind me to stay away from you at any socials

 

[Pearls]

I've seen hundreds of bad ones, loads along the lines of "need my balls emptying, now" or "any cum dumps around?"
I like witty status' one was "I've caught a few tiddlers, old boots and tyres whilst out fishing, now I wanna catch a whoppa!"
I thought she wanted a burger!

Hahaha any bad ones off ladies xx

 

[Deleted member 3870]

I've seen hundreds of bad ones, loads along the lines of "need my balls emptying, now" or "any cum dumps around?"
I like witty status' one was "I've caught a few tiddlers, old boots and tyres whilst out fishing, now I wanna catch a whoppa!"
I thought she wanted a burger!

I'm hungry now

 

[Pearls]

I want to watch my hubby fuck a slut...... Wow like xx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Lol hmm
Im horny and need a good fuck.. yes original.
The oh whoa is me ones.. please feel sorry for me im having no luck.. usually have the opposite to the desired effect on me.. and i think really...

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I'm hungry now

I am

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I want to watch my hubby fuck a slut...... Wow like xx

Im on the next bus outta town.

 

[Pearls]

Yes and "what am I doing wrong here"

 

[Pearls]

Im on the next bus outta town.

nutter xx

 

[Admin]

"well hung athletic man, fit, clean and 9 inches of fun, packed ready to break your back."

 

[meet_the_fockers]

"well hung athletic man, fit, clean and 9 inches of fun, packed ready to break your back."

Im on my way

 

[Pearls]

"well hung athletic man, fit, clean and 9 inches of fun, packed ready to break your back."

 

[Deleted member 1402]

"well hung athletic man, fit, clean and 9 inches of fun, packed ready to break your back."

Then you meet him and he's 22 stone with a micro penis!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

What to have for tea.. facebook i think not.

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Im away to check my status lol..

 

[Deleted member 3870]

"well hung athletic man, fit, clean and 9 inches of fun, packed ready to break your back."

I'm f-ing dying! Ready to break your back. LOL!

 

[Pearls]

Bored can someone help

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Bored can someone help

Yes

 

[Pearls]

Yes