Worst Status

[meet_the_fockers]

Can i smash your backdoors in?
Ok im off.. x

 

[Admin]

Can i smash your backdoors in?
Ok im off.. x

Yes that one was a whopper.... no pun intended either.

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Yes that one was a whopper.... no pun intended either.

Well?

 

[Pearls]

@Marky191268 Anyone about
Couldn't resist

 

[Marky191268]

@Marky191268 Anyone about
Couldn't resist

Cheeky

 

[Pearls]

Cheeky

Of course

 

[Marky191268]

Of course

Wouldn't have you any other way, oh hang on

 

[Pearls]

Wouldn't have you any other way, oh hang on

Good man

 

[Marky191268]

Good man

Guess you can tell I am in a happy mood

 

[Pearls]

Guess you can tell I am in a happy mood

Looks that way hun

 

[Marky191268]

Looks that way hun

Sorry I have gone off thread, bends over

 

[Pearls]

Sorry I have gone off thread, bends over

Naughty

 

[Marky191268]

Naughty

Can't beat being naughty xx

 

[RLJ]

On the last site I was on there was a 'classy' looking female who's status read....."all these pics of hot guys is making my gash tingle"

 

[Pearls]

On the last site I was on there was a 'classy' looking female who's status read....."all these pics of hot guys is making my gash tingle"

 

[RLJ]

I'd never felt more aroused reading something so eloquently put

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

On the last site I was on there was a 'classy' looking female who's status read....."all these pics of hot guys is making my gash tingle"

oh now that is classy lol xx

 

[The_Bibas]

I have lost count
Everything you are afraid to imagine
Can I eat your shit and worse

XxxxBIBAxxxx

 

[Therapon]

Can I eat your shit and worse

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Who wants fcuking with my Dyson?

 

[EvilS]

I've got a swelling, can someone help?"

 

[Pearls]

I've got a swelling, can someone help?"

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Lol hmm
Im horny and need a good fuck.. yes original.
The oh whoa is me ones.. please feel sorry for me im having no luck.. usually have the opposite to the desired effect on me.. and i think really...

"I'm horny and need a good fuck" I've seen that one too ...... scrawled on the inside walls at Chester zoo's rhino enclosure.

 

[The_Bibas]

Just had this one..

 

[Pearls]

Just had this one.. View attachment 23703

Shocking