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4 July 2017
4,745
2,654
City
Glastonbury
I cba to log back in to another site to go fishing for your delectation...

But I remember a:
  • Jesus Christ
  • Sane_Couple (yeah, pull the other one)
  • iDntWearCondoms
  • GapingHole
  • IAmASlutLikeU
  • Cunt (I always thought that kinda brave and pithy, but not to everyone's tastes)
Oh my lols...

(I did go fishing...)
  • cumdump69
  • girthyknob
  • SomewhereNearYou (creep alert!)
  • wankmeoffplz (soooo polite but no)

...although PornStarBlowJobs got my attention...

Genuinely takes all sorts :)
 
19 March 2015
23,755
64,856
Oh my lols...

(I did go fishing...)
  • cumdump69
  • girthyknob
  • SomewhereNearYou (creep alert!)
  • wankmeoffplz (soooo polite but no)

...although PornStarBlowJobs got my attention...

Genuinely takes all sorts :)
That's just hilarious!
Why?...... ai ai ai.
cumdump69 :D
 
4 July 2017
4,745
2,654
City
Glastonbury
Come to think of it that makes a lot of sense :rofl:

Vxxx
I've just noticed, if you click on the link of the Wikipedia page look at the pic of the book cover. Above the front door are the words... SILKY'S HO(LE)?

WTactualF???!!

:eek:

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14 February 2017
859
3,221
City
London
I recall seeing on some sites (and my thoughts):
  • CreamyPie (happy for you)
  • Bareback (thanks for the info)
  • MakesYouPregnant (glad the ladies have a heads up!)
  • CumDump (thanks for the offer, but I don't want kids)
  • SexyLondonCouple (you mean you're the only ones?)
  • .... any name that referes to dick size and/or ethnicity ... example: Asian9inch,...white12inch,...
Makes me think ... Why???
 
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Pearls

MOTM

18 July 2015
55,094
120,662
I recall seeing on some sites (and my thoughts):
  • CreamyPie (happy for you)
  • Bareback (thanks for the info)
  • MakesYouPregnant (glad the ladies have a heads up!)
  • CumDump (thanks for the offer, but I don't want kids)
  • SexyLondonCouple (you mean you're the only ones?)
  • .... any name that referes to dick size and/or ethnicity ... example: Asian9inch,...white12inch,...
Makes me think ... Why???
Just why :palm:
 
9 May 2018
78
232
City
Nottingham
Bareback. Isn't that taking your shirt off to let the sun get at it. Pmsl.
Creamy pie. I make a lovely one of those usually with chicken.
Cum dump. What I say to my mates when i need some help taking stuff to the tip.
White 12inch. That's my bread order at subway.
Girthyknob. That's the large idiot that lives at the end of my street.
I'm pissing myself right now. Lol. No i really am be back in a minute.
 
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MOTM

3 February 2016
6,678
16,759
City
York
Some I've see over the years and remembered

Slutty Virgin - ummmmmmm surely you can't be both

Dyke 4 Dick - so bi then and isn't dyke a derogatory term

Wolf, The Wolf, Wolfman, Big Bad Wolf, Hung Wolf (basically any name with wolf in the title) - no you're not a wolf you're a man working in middle management

Sir Dommy Dom of Domsville - okay this one was a spoof profile that I may have being in control of.