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DiamondJoe

4 July 2017
4,745
2,654
City
Glastonbury
Oh my lols...

(I did go fishing...)
  • cumdump69
  • girthyknob
  • SomewhereNearYou (creep alert!)
  • wankmeoffplz (soooo polite but no)

...although PornStarBlowJobs got my attention...

Genuinely takes all sorts
 

Lips_Pearls

19 March 2015
23,755
64,856
DiamondJoe said:
Oh my lols...

(I did go fishing...)
  • cumdump69
  • girthyknob
  • SomewhereNearYou (creep alert!)
  • wankmeoffplz (soooo polite but no)

...although PornStarBlowJobs got my attention...

Genuinely takes all sorts
Click to expand...
That's just hilarious!
Why?...... ai ai ai.
cumdump69
 

DiamondJoe

4 July 2017
4,745
2,654
City
Glastonbury
Vanezza said:
Come to think of it that makes a lot of sense

Vxxx
Click to expand...
I've just noticed, if you click on the link of the Wikipedia page look at the pic of the book cover. Above the front door are the words... SILKY'S HO(LE)?

WTactualF???!!



 

Ahabs

14 February 2017
859
3,221
City
London
I recall seeing on some sites (and my thoughts):
  • CreamyPie (happy for you)
  • Bareback (thanks for the info)
  • MakesYouPregnant (glad the ladies have a heads up!)
  • CumDump (thanks for the offer, but I don't want kids)
  • SexyLondonCouple (you mean you're the only ones?)
  • .... any name that referes to dick size and/or ethnicity ... example: Asian9inch,...white12inch,...
Makes me think ... Why???
 
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Pearls

18 July 2015
55,094
120,677
Just why
 

Covkid66

9 May 2018
78
232
City
Nottingham
Bareback. Isn't that taking your shirt off to let the sun get at it. Pmsl.
Creamy pie. I make a lovely one of those usually with chicken.
Cum dump. What I say to my mates when i need some help taking stuff to the tip.
White 12inch. That's my bread order at subway.
Girthyknob. That's the large idiot that lives at the end of my street.
I'm pissing myself right now. Lol. No i really am be back in a minute.
 
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Lovernotfighter

3 February 2016
6,678
16,761
City
York
Some I've see over the years and remembered

Slutty Virgin - ummmmmmm surely you can't be both

Dyke 4 Dick - so bi then and isn't dyke a derogatory term

Wolf, The Wolf, Wolfman, Big Bad Wolf, Hung Wolf (basically any name with wolf in the title) - no you're not a wolf you're a man working in middle management

Sir Dommy Dom of Domsville - okay this one was a spoof profile that I may have being in control of.
 
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