(Grabs trophy, and clasps it to his chest) Oh my god! i'd like to thank the academy, and all those that voted for me to win this honour... "sniff" I'm truly grateful! I'd like to thank my mum, and my Pa, (looks skywards... chokes back a sob) wish you coulda been here to see this dad! I'd also like to thank my fans... I really owe it all to you guys (looks into the camera all dewey-eyed). I'd also like to take a moment, whilst I have this public platform, to raise the issue of homeless gibbons, please, this is an important issue (host rolls their eyes)... gibbons are being made homeless every day, lets do more to re-house them... Thank you... (blows the camera a big kiss and is ushered off stage).