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Your On A Desert Island......

5 July 2016
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Thank you soooooo much. We are genuinely flattered. We would love to join you on your desert island. Just think of the giggles, the naughtyness and Kaz could fight off the crocodiles........ Btw once Kaz runs out of medication, we fees her to the eat her? Yes?

B x
 

Vanezza

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Maybe... depends who is brave enough to try it

N xxx
 
5 July 2016
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Wtf did autocarrot do to that last line?
*we're free to eat her*

B x
 

Vanezza

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OK so this thread seemed like a good bit o fun when V came up with the idea but then people just started resorting to cannibalism and general mayhem. It says a lot about us as a group I think

I will go back to causing mayhem in general

N xxx
 
3 July 2017
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hmmm, okay I will answer you @Vanezza

I would seek a desert island partner who
a) had a lot of water or
b) was more delicious to mosquitos than I
 
M

meet_the_fockers

OK so this thread seemed like a good bit o fun when V came up with the idea but then people just started resorting to cannibalism and general mayhem. It says a lot about us as a group I think

I will go back to causing mayhem in general

N xxx
I like a spit roast..
 
5 July 2016
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Sorry for the late reply, been a tad preoccupied.

Technically if we play our cards right here we get to go on a desert island with two couples/members. @Vanezza has already chosen us and we choose to bring somebody else with us .

Firstly a desert island trip with @Vanezza has hidden benefits other than the sexy naughtiness......
V has some comfortable looking large homegrown pillows to lay our heads on a night (much better than hard hairy coconuts) .
N seems to have the stamina of a stallion so Balders can have a couple of evenings off duty to recoup

Now who do we take with us? Well the rules say we can take a couple so our first action is to bribe @Admin (with a bottle of the finest whisky) and get him to edit @debE and @Lexi into a couples profile and then take them .
Along with the obvious benefits, our @debE has a fantastic singing voice and @Lexi loves being naked (well apart from wearing knickers on her head) .

@Vanezza what do you think of our ingenious bending of the rules

Bnk
Xxx
 

Vanezza

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Fucking Awesome work my lad!

N xxx
 

Vanezza

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Lmao Balders I like your style and you can lay on my soft pillows as you put it anytime I have to say we have to of course worked out a way of keeping Kaz medicated as I refuse to eat her well not in the cannibalism sense anyway so all plans in place let's jump ship find that desert island. How you fixed for next Thursday

Vxxx
 
5 July 2016
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but what about the quiz? Is there wifi on this island?
Nah you're right, sod the quiz. Sorry @meandlis but needs must and we have an offer we cannot refuse .

Errrm V should we tell @debE and @Lexi we're sailing on Thursday or should I just club them and grab them?

B x
 
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