Your Ultimate Sex Partner

[Deleted member 3657]

Bit of fun, who would be your ultimate partner?

Mine would be Marina from Stingray.
Can breathe through her ears and doesn't say a word.

Who's yours???

 

[Deleted member 1402]

I've no idea, I change my mind more than my knickers.
Do you mean celebs or day to day regular people?

 

[Deleted member 3657]

I've no idea, I change my mind more than my knickers.
Do you mean celebs or day to day regular people?

Can be anyone you want. But more fun if it's a celeb, Have to include the reason why though. Funnier the reason the better.

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Can be anyone you want. But more fun if it's a celeb, Have to include the reason why though. Funnier the reason the better.

There's a couple of celeb threads, so I'll go with normal people.
Women: I'm not particularly fussy with women, I like all shapes and sizes, especially women that rock their mummy tummies and stretch marks.
Men: Up until last month, a guy had to be clean shaven, well that rule has totally been thrown out of the window. I love guys with tattoos and trendy, designer glasses. I have a thing for paramedics too.
CD/TV: Personality wins me over, as well as their dress sense.
TS: Femininity, confidence personality
GQ/Non binary: all about body confidence and personality.

 

[anniefanniewannie22]

The Rock

It always lasts a long time when your eating it

 

[Deleted member 3657]

The Rock

It always lasts a long time when your eating it

Haha depends who's eating it

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

I'm Wright by her at the moment. Steve

 

[Deleted member 2610]

I've no idea, I change my mind more than my knickers.
Do you mean celebs or day to day regular people?

Didn't think you wore them...me don't xxx

 

[Deleted member 3657]

I'm Wright by her at the moment. Steve

Scrunchy using your signature Steve??? lol

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

I'm Wright by her at the moment. Steve

Awwwww huni bee.....i luvs yoouuuu xxxxx

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Scrunchy using your signature Steve??? lol

You cheeky fecker Kwaka lol. I'll ave ya lol xxx

 

[Deleted member 3657]

You cheeky fecker Kwaka lol. I'll ave ya lol xxx

Haha, oh dear. Thatll be a shame

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Haha, oh dear. Thatll be a shame

You sounded gutted lol xxxx

 

[Deleted member 3657]

You sounded gutted lol xxxx

I'm willing endure your retribution.......ahem.

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

I'm willing endure your retribution.......ahem.

Best brace yourself at Chams then :spank:xxx

 

[Deleted member 3657]

Best brace yourself at Chams then :spank:xxx

You going to give me a mouthful???

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

You going to give me a mouthful???

Nope lol....quite the opposite haha xx

 

[Deleted member 3657]

Nope lol....quite the opposite haha xx

Oh you caught on to where I was going with that

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Oh you caught on to where I was going with that

Yes i did lol....very intuative me ya know . You know what they say...dirty minds think alike or its something like that hahaha xxx

 

[Deleted member 3657]

Yes i did lol....very intuative me ya know . You know what they say...dirty minds think alike or its something like that hahaha xxx

Exactly like that.

 

[Lovernotfighter]

I don't know really once I would of said curvy, natural boobs, and fun but my last girlfriend was very skinny (she claimed to be getting big when she hit a size 10) and had fake boobs she normally fun though.

Right now I must for an ultimate sex partner would be someone who is more that just a sex partner.

 

[Deleted member 3657]

Yes i did lol....very intuative me ya know . You know what they say...dirty minds think alike or its something like that hahaha xxx

And that's why I'm here hehe

 

[that_ll_do_boo]

Angelina Jolie for me (S).. Reason... Did you see her as Lara Croft...love a good play fight ha ha

B says he will pick her as well... He wants to see us scrap .... Naked hmmmm

 

[Deleted member 3657]

Angelina Jolie for me (S).. Reason... Did you see her as Lara Croft...love a good play fight ha ha

B says he will pick her as well... He wants to see us scrap .... Naked hmmmm

Yep, Mr B, 100% with you on that.

 

[Deleted member 3411]

View attachment 21832 Do you remember Vincent from Beauty & the beast played by Ron Perlman, he is mine

Hmmmm does that count as acceptable beastiality?