What Do You Call It?

[BlancoGoGo]

Interesting debate on the old Naughty Twitter at the moment, about what to call "lady bits", particularly when it comes to erotic fiction (there are quite a few purveyors of some excellent smut over there...)
So.... Pussy....or Cunt....or something else?

 

[Lovernotfighter]

I think I tend to call it a pussy (when writting I think) but cunt is best used when writting about hard dirty sex.

I hate when writters call it things like love tunnel or worse fuck hole.

 

[MP386]

I not a lover of calling the lady bits "cunt" a little uncouth ... Pussy yes that's fairly common ... But I do like a good old British "Fanny" confuses the hell out of Americans

 

[BlancoGoGo]

I not a lover of calling the lady bits "cunt" a little uncouth ... Pussy yes that's fairly common ... But I do like a good old British "Fanny" confuses the hell out of Americans

That it does..........reminds me of an incident in the jacuzzi at Desire in Mexico, Blanco gave one of the ladies a squirt of waterproof lube and said "here, put that on your fanny", and yes, she rubbed it on her bottom....

 

[MP386]

That it does..........reminds me of an incident in the jacuzzi at Desire in Mexico, Blanco gave one of the ladies a squirt of waterproof lube and said "here, put that on your fanny", and yes, she rubbed it on her bottom....

Did he explain or just go along ? Obviously she was happy to lube up

 

[MP386]

Always used to make us giggle as kids when my mum call my cousin Francis "Fanny"...I've always found pussy quite endearing?.mmmm

problem with calling it pussy you always want to stroke it

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Erm....ok......id go with pussy. Dont really like the word cunt unless im referring to my ex husband.
But mine has a name.....Lola. So she gets called Lola lol xxx

 

[MP386]

And your problem with that is!

I didn't say I had a problem

 

[MP386]

Erm....ok......id go with pussy. Dont really like the word cunt unless im referring to my ex husband.
But mine has a name.....Lola. So she gets called Lola lol xxx

Ohh Lola ...gives me an idea for a film title

 

[MP386]

Erm....ok......id go with pussy. Dont really like the word cunt unless im referring to my ex husband.
But mine has a name.....Lola. So she gets called Lola lol xxx

does it taste just like cherry cola ?

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Ohh Lola ...gives me an idea for a film title

Oh good lord!!! The mind boggles lol xx

Does it have a "dark brown voice" ?! Lol

Ewww no lol xx

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

does it taste just like cherry cola ?

Tis sweet xx

 

[Deleted member 2610]

Pussy- yes as you can make it purr with a little bit of TLC.
Fanny- yes, makes me smile as as kids thought it funny
Cunt - not really as a lot of ladies and gents find it offensive
Hidden treasure - great to find, fun to enjoy and can provide you with a wealth of enjoyment for ages x

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Pussy- yes as you can make it purr with a little bit of TLC.
Fanny- yes, makes me smile as as kids thought it funny
Cunt - not really as a lot of ladies and gents find it offensive
Hidden treasure - great to find, fun to enjoy and can provide you with a wealth of enjoyment for ages x

Hidden treasure....i like that xx

 

[Deleted member 120]

Damn I must be so lucky... The term cunt is used a lot
Or pussy... @Pearls and I do like a good pussy..

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Not the 'c' word, anything but that. It is such a vile, harsh word. That word is reserved solely for politicians and referees
I like fanny or pussy, as words. Lis's favourite - or, at least, the one that makes her laugh the most - is 'stench trench'

But, that's cockneys for you... no decorum!

 

[Lovernotfighter]

I don't like fanny myself somehow it just sounds crude to my ear and crude in that yuk way.

I have just rememebered that my nanna always refered to them as a tuppence and when she was younger my niece called it a flute, okay neither are sexy in anyway but for everyday use both are pretty sweet.

And @Scrunchy&Muffet Lola does sound like a nice name to.

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

I don't like fanny myself somehow it just sounds crude to my ear and crude in that yuk way.

I have just rememebered that my nanna always refered to them as a tuppence and when she was younger my niece called it a flute, okay neither are sexy in anyway but for everyday use both are pretty sweet.

And @Scrunchy&Muffet Lola does sound like a nice name to.

Why thank you. I quite like foo foo too. Xxx

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Not the 'c' word, anything but that. It is such a vile, harsh word. That word is reserved solely for politicians and referees
I like fanny or pussy, as words. Lis's favourite - or, at least, the one that makes her laugh the most - is 'stench trench'

But, that's cockneys for you... no decorum!

Stench trench xxx

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Cunt, in the throes of passion. Pussy most other times. Never fanny, sounds weird to me. I call my labia beef curtains, they're on the chubby side!

 

[Deleted member 3289]

Seemingly distant but will purrr when stroked gently.... pussy works. I've always been drawn though to the French term 'minee'; especially when used by a franch ladeee...

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Not the 'c' word, anything but that. It is such a vile, harsh word. That word is reserved solely for politicians and referees
I like fanny or pussy, as words. Lis's favourite - or, at least, the one that makes her laugh the most - is 'stench trench'

But, that's cockneys for you... no decorum!

Ffs!!!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Aww ickle foo foo

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Miffy cracks me up!!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Only time i use cunt is before i nut em