If You Were A Car........

[MickeyBlueBalls]

What would you be and why?
I'd be a Rolls Royce Wraith.
Uncompromising, refined and elegant. Power lurks under the bonnet but seldom used. Erm what others really see....
A knackered rusty Ford Capri - few miles on the clock, was once a looker but as old as it is still fast, reliable and can be bought for the price of a beer and a bag of chips !! Lol
Just for fun guys n dolls.......

 

[Marky191268]

Probably something like an old MK2 Escort, slow starter but eventually gets up to pace

 

[louise1970]

Well i would of said porche as it beauty in itself but for me a mini copper as it's small and compact economical easy to run a British classic and full of surprises ☺

 

[Deleted member 3657]

A Jag, reasonably refined, reliable, gets better with age which you can journey a long time in and be very comfortable.

What others see, Ford Escort. A bit aged, cheep ride with fond memories. Can be found knackered in someone's front garden.

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Not sure.... but I'd definitely have a cup holder

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Well i would of said porche as it beauty in itself but for me a mini copper as it's small and compact economical easy to run a British classic and full of surprises ☺

Great answer Louise! Love it.

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

A Jag, reasonably refined, reliable, gets better with age which you can journey a long time in and be very comfortable.

What others see, Ford Escort. A bit aged, cheep ride with fond memories. Can be found knackered in someone's front garden.

Lmao - just spat my brew out all over the place.

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Probably something like an old MK2 Escort, slow starter but eventually gets up to pace

Aah the mk2 escort good choice sir but I'd have you down as the rs Mexico A classic but still quick off the blocks.

 

[Marky191268]

Aah the mk2 escort good choice sir but I'd have you down as the rs Mexico A classic but still quick off the blocks.

I see where you are coming from pal, but living in Southend, well it just brings back memories

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Not sure.... but I'd definitely have a cup holder

Well you gotta have a cup holder but if it doesn't then I'd like to volunteer as your designated cup holder. My hands are firm enough to hold cups of all sizes!

 

[Lovernotfighter]

Volvo 850 R (estate), still a safe practical Volvo estate to take the kids to school and move things in but with a race car spilt personality.

No screw it I'm an old Triumph Bonneville bikes after all are much cooler than cars and the Bonnie is a pretty pretty bike.

 

[MP386]

Not sure about all the knackered Ford analogies some of Dagenham 's finest dustbins ....
Keeping with the theme I would be Ford Mustang ... Bit of a lump , takes ages to change direction , but has its moments of madness ....

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Not sure about all the knackered Ford analogies some of Dagenham 's finest dustbins ....
Keeping with the theme I would be Ford Mustang ... Bit of a lump , takes ages to change direction , but has its moments of madness ....

I know mate but a knackered old Austin Allegro just doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

[MP386]

I have one for @louise1970 ... Ford Shelby Mustang " Eleanor " the elusive one everyone wants ... (For those not in to cars ... Ref "gone in 60 seconds " the final lady on the list ....

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

I have one for @louise1970 ... Ford Shelby Mustang " Eleanor " the elusive one everyone wants ... (For those not in to cars ... Ref "gone in 60 seconds " the final lady on the list ....

Eleanor... what a beauty!

 

[MP386]

Eleanor... what a beauty!

So right .... Stunning

 

[Deleted member 2610]

A Chieftain Tank - large, rather go over than around, see is what you get one drab colour, in other words no finesse xxxx

 

[markfromkent]

Morris Minor - well looks ain't everything but what a runner

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Any takers for the Austin Princess? Lol

 

[markfromkent]

Hey - now wat a car that was lol - wedge on wheels

 

[MP386]

Any takers for the Austin Princess? Lol

There's a few Princess's on here I would take but you can keep the Austin !!

 

[Deleted member 3657]

There's a few Princess's on here I would take but you can keep the Austin !!

Anyone brave enough to consider themselves an AllAgro. Sorry, Allegro

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

In namesake only I'm a bit of a Lamborghini Diablo..

 

[Deleted member 3657]

In namesake only I'm a bit of a Lamborghini Diablo..

Ah well if we are playing that game, I am an Aston Martin Vanquish. Coz I can satisfy your sexual desires.
Others may see as the Toyota Deliboy. Partial to a pie.

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Ah well if we are playing that game, I am an Aston Martin Vanquish. Coz I can satisfy your sexual desires.
Others may see as the Toyota Deliboy. Partial to a pie.

Okay now my ribs hurting. You're killing me mate! Pmsl