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If You Were A Car........

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MickeyBlueBalls, 17 September 2016.

  1. What would you be and why?
    I'd be a Rolls Royce Wraith.
    Uncompromising, refined and elegant. Power lurks under the bonnet but seldom used. Erm what others really see....
    A knackered rusty Ford Capri - few miles on the clock, was once a looker but as old as it is still fast, reliable and can be bought for the price of a beer and a bag of chips !! Lol
    Just for fun guys n dolls.......
  2. Probably something like an old MK2 Escort, slow starter but eventually gets up to pace ;)
  3. Well i would of said porche as it beauty in itself but for me a mini copper as it's small and compact economical easy to run a British classic and full of surprises ☺
  4. A Jag, reasonably refined, reliable, gets better with age :sneaky: which you can journey a long time in and be very comfortable.

    What others see, Ford Escort. A bit aged, cheep ride with fond memories. Can be found knackered in someone's front garden.
  5. Meandlis

    Meandlis PV Sprtr

    Not sure.... but I'd definitely have a cup holder :D
  6. Great answer Louise! Love it. :)
  7. Lmao - just spat my brew out all over the place. :rofl:
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  8. Aah the mk2 escort good choice sir but I'd have you down as the rs Mexico(y) A classic but still quick off the blocks.
  9. I see where you are coming from pal, but living in Southend, well it just brings back memories ;)
  10. Well you gotta have a cup holder but if it doesn't then I'd like to volunteer as your designated cup holder. My hands are firm enough to hold cups of all sizes! :D
  11. Lovernotfighter

    Lovernotfighter PV Sprtr

    Volvo 850 R (estate), still a safe practical Volvo estate to take the kids to school and move things in but with a race car spilt personality.

    No screw it I'm an old Triumph Bonneville bikes after all are much cooler than cars and the Bonnie is a pretty pretty bike.
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  12. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    Not sure about all the knackered Ford analogies some of Dagenham 's finest dustbins ....
    Keeping with the theme I would be Ford Mustang ... Bit of a lump , takes ages to change direction , but has its moments of madness ....
  13. I know mate but a knackered old Austin Allegro just doesn't have the same ring to it. :)
  14. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    I have one for @louise1970 ... Ford Shelby Mustang " Eleanor " the elusive one everyone wants ... (For those not in to cars ... Ref "gone in 60 seconds " the final lady on the list ....
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  15. Eleanor... what a beauty!
  16. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    So right .... Stunning
  17. A Chieftain Tank - large, rather go over than around, see is what you get one drab colour, in other words no finesse :lol: xxxx
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  18. Morris Minor - well looks ain't everything but what a runner
  19. Hey - now wat a car that was lol - wedge on wheels
  20. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    There's a few Princess's on here I would take but you can keep the Austin !!
  21. Anyone brave enough to consider themselves an AllAgro. Sorry, Allegro
  22. In namesake only I'm a bit of a Lamborghini Diablo..
  23. Ah well if we are playing that game, I am an Aston Martin Vanquish. Coz I can satisfy your sexual desires.
    Others may see as the Toyota Deliboy. Partial to a pie.
  24. Okay now my ribs hurting. You're killing me mate! Pmsl
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