This is 100% true, I've changed the names and been a bit vague about other facts to protect the innocent lol! It's basically about the only time we have played with someone who wasn't a swinger.
Kath and John were new to the area, with two kids like us, and had very "high flying" jobs compared to about 99% of the people around here, and has a nice big house, home cinema, two posh cars, and liked fine wines and dining out.
I'm not exactly sure how Jayne and Kath became friends, although it was probably through something to do with the kids through school. Soon Jayne was spending time at theirs, and so eventually I went along too and we all became friends, going out to the local eateries, the girls chat seeming to consist of the kids, school, and work, whilst John and I talked about.... well, I'm not sure, as we had very little in common, although he did try to educate me about wine, him being a bit of an amateur wine-buff, (waste of effort though, as I still cant tell a good wine from a bad one) and he also had a passion for after-dinner cheeseboards, which I found I loved too (I know, sad, but hey, we weren't hurting anyone lol). Whatever it was, we all got on well, always having a giggle. Kath tended to be quite flirty right from our first meeting, which was her natural style.
Over time, it began to be apparent that John and Kath had a bit of a stormy relationship, not all the time, but sometimes, and on occasion they would bicker in front of us after a few drinks. Kath would start to confide in both me and Jayne that John was not the best husband, and if she had been drinking could get a little upset.
So, long story short, things got worse, and they eventually split up, and started talking about divorce.
We didn't see much of John after they had split, he moved nearer his work.
Jayne, Kath and I still met up, mainly at hers, for a few drinks, and Jayne and Kath still went on girly nights out with their group of friends.
I guess I should describe Kath, she's about 5'7, slimmish, very pale skin, with sort of reddish blonde curly hair, small boobs, and a very firm arse.
Kath was a very perceptive woman, extremely intelligent, and had been putting two and two together, especially during drunken chats with Jayne, where she would question Jayne about the nights out and parties that we would mention that we were going to, usually in response to an invite from them (Kath and John) that we had to turn down. We were very careful not to mention swinging, but one drunken night at Kaths, Jayne had confided in her that we were swingers, after Kath had figured it out, and she had confessed to being bi.
The girls had, by this time, become very good friends, confiding in each other pretty much everything, so it was no surprise to me that, the next time we were at Kaths, she mentioned it, pretending to be shocked. We had a laugh about it, she was curious to know some details, but soon the chat moved on to other things and from there on it wasn't discussed much, and soon forgotten, or so I thought.
Fast forward a few months, during which time Kath would complain about her lack of sex life on occasion, and once or twice would jokingly make a comment about maybe coming to a party with us.
Jayne and Kath were having a girly night in at Kaths, which usually involved them drinking wine, watching crap chick flicks on their enormous home screen system and bitching about her hubby (they still hadn't bothered getting divorced), and Kath started complaining about the lack of sex, and asking questions about our swinging. Jayne had, by this time, also confessed to Kath about being bi. The chat got heated, Kath asking a lot more "in depth" and personal questions, and being very open about wanting to try a lot more in her own sex life, mentioning that she had toys, but that wasn't "hitting the right spot" as she put it.
Kath suddenly turned to Jayne, and suggested in a jokey sort of way that maybe, seeing as we were swingers, and if Jayne was ok with it, Kath could "borrow" me to "scratch the itch" as she put it. Now, Jayne's response was probably more to try to outdo, or up the ante, on Kath, because she said something along the lines of... sure, but only as a 3sum, not expecting Kath to go for it!
Well, I guess Jayne was the shocked one when Kath said ok!
There was a few moments where they looked at each other, and I think Kath must have said something like "Martin wouldn't go for it anyway", explaining that she didn't think I would fancy her, as Jayne then said, lets ring him and find out.
So, there I am, sat at home, in my bathrobe having just had a shower, watching tv, when the phone rings.
It's Kath, sounding nervous, a little drunk, very giggly, and finding it difficult to ask me something, so she puts Jayne on to ask me.
Jayne can be very straightforward sometimes, so she says in a very matter-of-fact way, can she bring Kath over for me to "service her" as she hasn't had sex for ages? Cue lots of squealing and laughter from Kath in the back, and I reply laughing "Stop arsing around you pair, making wind-up calls!".
Jayne tells me they are very serious, and to prove it she says she will put Kath back on the phone to ask me herself. Kath comes on, and between giggling and laughing she asks if she can come over and maybe, if we are all comfortable, have a play.
So, what do you think I said lol?
Fag break....
They say they will wander over, Kath only lives a few minutes away, so I put down the phone, and wait.
Ten minutes later they are home, and as Jayne dives upstairs to get changed, I'm left with Kath.
I explain we prefer not to play with someone who's too drunk, and Kath assures me she isn't, they've had a couple of drinks, but not too much.
"I wasn't sure if you would go for it, or Jayne, for that matter" Kath said.
"Why?" I asked. "Well, you've never shown any interest in me" she said, and I explained that flirting is one thing, but actually playing is a whole different ball game. I told her she didn't have to do anything if she didn't want to, and her reply was that she was horny, fancied both of us and wanted to play with us, but wasn't sure how we felt. I decided to put her mind at rest and said "If you are really sure, then we would love to play with you, we wouldn't have let it get this far if we wern't sure."
Jayne appeared, and she had changed into a basque, stockings and heels, and Kath told her she was showing off lol.
We chatted a bit, and Jayne asked me if I was ok with this, I replied "Sure, what guy wouldn't be happy with two ladies!"
We had all relaxed after the initial nerves, and Kath said she wanted to try something first with Jayne, so they sat together and had a kiss, which got very steamy very quickly, hands wandering, and groping each other.
Kath and John were new to the area, with two kids like us, and had very "high flying" jobs compared to about 99% of the people around here, and has a nice big house, home cinema, two posh cars, and liked fine wines and dining out.
I'm not exactly sure how Jayne and Kath became friends, although it was probably through something to do with the kids through school. Soon Jayne was spending time at theirs, and so eventually I went along too and we all became friends, going out to the local eateries, the girls chat seeming to consist of the kids, school, and work, whilst John and I talked about.... well, I'm not sure, as we had very little in common, although he did try to educate me about wine, him being a bit of an amateur wine-buff, (waste of effort though, as I still cant tell a good wine from a bad one) and he also had a passion for after-dinner cheeseboards, which I found I loved too (I know, sad, but hey, we weren't hurting anyone lol). Whatever it was, we all got on well, always having a giggle. Kath tended to be quite flirty right from our first meeting, which was her natural style.
Over time, it began to be apparent that John and Kath had a bit of a stormy relationship, not all the time, but sometimes, and on occasion they would bicker in front of us after a few drinks. Kath would start to confide in both me and Jayne that John was not the best husband, and if she had been drinking could get a little upset.
So, long story short, things got worse, and they eventually split up, and started talking about divorce.
We didn't see much of John after they had split, he moved nearer his work.
Jayne, Kath and I still met up, mainly at hers, for a few drinks, and Jayne and Kath still went on girly nights out with their group of friends.
I guess I should describe Kath, she's about 5'7, slimmish, very pale skin, with sort of reddish blonde curly hair, small boobs, and a very firm arse.
Kath was a very perceptive woman, extremely intelligent, and had been putting two and two together, especially during drunken chats with Jayne, where she would question Jayne about the nights out and parties that we would mention that we were going to, usually in response to an invite from them (Kath and John) that we had to turn down. We were very careful not to mention swinging, but one drunken night at Kaths, Jayne had confided in her that we were swingers, after Kath had figured it out, and she had confessed to being bi.
The girls had, by this time, become very good friends, confiding in each other pretty much everything, so it was no surprise to me that, the next time we were at Kaths, she mentioned it, pretending to be shocked. We had a laugh about it, she was curious to know some details, but soon the chat moved on to other things and from there on it wasn't discussed much, and soon forgotten, or so I thought.
Fast forward a few months, during which time Kath would complain about her lack of sex life on occasion, and once or twice would jokingly make a comment about maybe coming to a party with us.
Jayne and Kath were having a girly night in at Kaths, which usually involved them drinking wine, watching crap chick flicks on their enormous home screen system and bitching about her hubby (they still hadn't bothered getting divorced), and Kath started complaining about the lack of sex, and asking questions about our swinging. Jayne had, by this time, also confessed to Kath about being bi. The chat got heated, Kath asking a lot more "in depth" and personal questions, and being very open about wanting to try a lot more in her own sex life, mentioning that she had toys, but that wasn't "hitting the right spot" as she put it.
Kath suddenly turned to Jayne, and suggested in a jokey sort of way that maybe, seeing as we were swingers, and if Jayne was ok with it, Kath could "borrow" me to "scratch the itch" as she put it. Now, Jayne's response was probably more to try to outdo, or up the ante, on Kath, because she said something along the lines of... sure, but only as a 3sum, not expecting Kath to go for it!
Well, I guess Jayne was the shocked one when Kath said ok!
There was a few moments where they looked at each other, and I think Kath must have said something like "Martin wouldn't go for it anyway", explaining that she didn't think I would fancy her, as Jayne then said, lets ring him and find out.
So, there I am, sat at home, in my bathrobe having just had a shower, watching tv, when the phone rings.
It's Kath, sounding nervous, a little drunk, very giggly, and finding it difficult to ask me something, so she puts Jayne on to ask me.
Jayne can be very straightforward sometimes, so she says in a very matter-of-fact way, can she bring Kath over for me to "service her" as she hasn't had sex for ages? Cue lots of squealing and laughter from Kath in the back, and I reply laughing "Stop arsing around you pair, making wind-up calls!".
Jayne tells me they are very serious, and to prove it she says she will put Kath back on the phone to ask me herself. Kath comes on, and between giggling and laughing she asks if she can come over and maybe, if we are all comfortable, have a play.
So, what do you think I said lol?
Fag break....
They say they will wander over, Kath only lives a few minutes away, so I put down the phone, and wait.
Ten minutes later they are home, and as Jayne dives upstairs to get changed, I'm left with Kath.
I explain we prefer not to play with someone who's too drunk, and Kath assures me she isn't, they've had a couple of drinks, but not too much.
"I wasn't sure if you would go for it, or Jayne, for that matter" Kath said.
"Why?" I asked. "Well, you've never shown any interest in me" she said, and I explained that flirting is one thing, but actually playing is a whole different ball game. I told her she didn't have to do anything if she didn't want to, and her reply was that she was horny, fancied both of us and wanted to play with us, but wasn't sure how we felt. I decided to put her mind at rest and said "If you are really sure, then we would love to play with you, we wouldn't have let it get this far if we wern't sure."
Jayne appeared, and she had changed into a basque, stockings and heels, and Kath told her she was showing off lol.
We chatted a bit, and Jayne asked me if I was ok with this, I replied "Sure, what guy wouldn't be happy with two ladies!"
We had all relaxed after the initial nerves, and Kath said she wanted to try something first with Jayne, so they sat together and had a kiss, which got very steamy very quickly, hands wandering, and groping each other.