The Sex Was Going Great Till........... Let's Fill In The Blanks

[louise1970]

I will start they feel the need to use the bathroom

 

[Pearls]

Until I got cramp

 

[louise1970]

Until I got cramp

I nearly choked in my bloody coffee

 

[Pearls]

I nearly choked in my bloody coffee

Ommm haha

 

[louise1970]

Ommm haha

Well only think near my mouth at the time

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

She let out the biggest fart id ever heard!!! Xxx

 

[Pearls]

Well only think near my mouth at the time

 

[louise1970]

She let out the biggest fart id ever heard!!! Xxx

Hope he had the airwick to hand

 

[Sensualmind]

Until my nan walked in

 

[louise1970]

Until my nan walked in

I bet he's face was a picture

 

[Sensualmind]

I bet he's face was a picture

His face?? He wasn't even gay!

 

[louise1970]

His face?? He wasn't even gay!

Lol typing error ooooops her her

 

[Sensualmind]

Until the farmer caught me with his lover

 

[louise1970]

Till I called out the dogs name!

Here rover woof woof

 

[peakcouple]

Her mother came home unexpectedly and opened the bedroom door! (It happened!)

 

[Sensualmind]

Her mother came home unexpectedly and opened the bedroom door! (It happened!)

Isn't that every man's fantasy? Mother and daughter? ......... just me again

 

[Pearls]

Isn't that every man's fantasy? Mother and daughter? ......... just me again

 

[Sensualmind]

Until the farmer caught me with his lover

It's OK he couldn't prove it as i ate the evidence!

 

[Lola]

The alarm clock went off....

 

[Lisaandy]

The wooden leg fell off!!!

 

[Sensualmind]

The wooden leg fell off!!!

She put it on the dressing table ..so I said there is no need to spread them that WIDE!!

 

[Free-lover1]

The mother in law walked in the kitchen whilst we were misusing the table. Oops

 

[MP386]

She opened her eyes and said have you finished yet ..

 

[louise1970]

The mother in law walked in the kitchen whilst we were misusing the table. Oops

The poor family heirloom will never be the same again

 

[Free-lover1]

The poor family heirloom will never be the same again

LMAO.