The Sex Was Going Great Till........... Let's Fill In The Blanks

[louise1970]

She opened her eyes and said have you finished yet ..

Ooooohhhh dear she mustnt have been doing her pelvic floor exercising properly

 

[Pearls]

She said is it in yet....

 

[Sensualmind]

Ooooohhhh dear she mustnt have been doing her pelvic floor exercising properly

No he was trained by the SAS, he is in and out before anyone has noticed

 

[louise1970]

She said is it in yet....

Pelvic floor pelvic floor no one to jump into a echoing well

 

[Pearls]

Pelvic floor pelvic floor no one to jump into a echoing well

 

[louise1970]

I am bloody leaving before I get into trouble

 

[Sensualmind]

I am bloody leaving before I get into trouble

Please don't leave me alone with these nutters

 

[louise1970]

You be quite alright watch out for the paddles floggers day of nine tales the cuffs and blinds @Sensualmind

 

[Sensualmind]

You be quite alright watch out for the paddles floggers day of nine tales the cuffs and blinds @Sensualmind

Ooowww all the good stuff, in fact my favourite :ballgag::collar::cuffs: x

 

[No longer with us]

She got a puncture

 

[Sensualmind]

She got a puncture

I don't know what happened I only give her a little love bite and she farted and flew off.... That's the last blow up doll I date!

 

[Deleted member 1030]

This thread is seriously messed up... I love it.

 

[The-A-Team]

The Bed broke, (Seriously this happened)

 

[Deleted member 4901]

...Until the other guy admitted he wasn't bisexual while I was, erm, playing with both of them. (Then she burst into tears.)

 

[uk2002]

until she woke up...

 

[anniefanniewannie22]

The mother in law walked in the kitchen whilst we were misusing the table. Oops

Oooops that was a very funny moment

 

[anniefanniewannie22]

It was going really well until the school phoned and asked " are you collecting your child " my my how time flys when your having fun

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Until the dog thought he'd get in on the action!!

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Until she asked me what I'd done with her false teeth!!

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

.........the trench rammer came out and I'd forgotten the safe word!!

 

[Colin]

Everything was going great was almost at the vinegar stroke then I felt the dog humping my leg

 

[The-A-Team]

The Sex Was Going Great Till........... she coughed suddenly and her teeth fell out

 

[peakcouple]

Isn't that every man's fantasy? Mother and daughter? ......... just me again

Not with this mother! A real battle-axe, and ugly with it.

 

[Sensualmind]

Haha you can't say that about the mother in law

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Until I couldn't switch the hoover off...