What Would You Like In Yours?

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:tada:Christmas stocking......what would you like to find in yours? :santa::pressie:
:party:Must be for you and nobody else. So whats on your wish list? :christmas_tree:

I would like to find an airplane ticket to somewhere hot, sandy and preferably not in this country lol :rofl: xxx
I wished for that and ended up in Afghanistan for Christmas. That Santa is fucka.
 
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I'll give him fucking Jingle Bells.
Reminds me of the Kevin Bloody Wilson Christmas song ... 'Santa Claus You C*nt...'

I know that HERRICK was a sod, I'm glad I was out before then. Friend of mine was an ATO and lost both his legs. Ouch.
 
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I had been initially warned off for JACANA but my boss in his infinite wisdom decided to send me to Norway for the winter instead. Lucky, lucky me.
 
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I was lucky enough to be in Belize over one xmas. Drew the short straw and had to be on duty on the day however. One of the resident regiments had trained a parrot to call "Happy Christmas!" to passers-by from a palm-tree in their compound, and if you called "Happy Christmas!" back the parrot would reply "Fuck Off!" A couple of weeks before Xmas Day, this coke advert was put up on a big bill-board outside Airport Camp. The next morning we were amused to see someone had 'blacked' Santa's face and hand to make him fit in with the local population. Happy days!santa.jpg
 
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Possibilly A Golden ticket.. To have my dad he might addmittedly look a little shabby! :eek: and all my children around the table for Christmas.
Failing that.. a deportation order to drag them back from far flung places across the frickin!! world... :D.
 
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I'd actually love a new eternity ring. I currently wear a gold band with diamonds on my wedding finger. It symbolises my everlasting, eternal love for my son. I'd like a new ring with my birthstone and diamonds.
 
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