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What Would You Like In Yours?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Scrunchy&Muffet, 4 December 2016.

  1. :tada:Christmas stocking......what would you like to find in yours? :santa::pressie:
    :party:Must be for you and nobody else. So whats on your wish list? :christmas_tree:

    I would like to find an airplane ticket to somewhere hot, sandy and preferably not in this country lol :rofl: xxx
     
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  2. Miss-Sexy-Legs

    Miss-Sexy-Legs Moderator Staff Sprtr

    Id like to wake up in my own bed but already know thats not happening maybe next year :party::christmas_tree::santa::pressie:
     
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  3. SteLinda

    SteLinda PV Sprtr

    A visa
     
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  4. Miss-Sexy-Legs

    Miss-Sexy-Legs Moderator Staff Sprtr

    Oooo do tell butterfly xx
     
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  5. One of @Miss-Sexy-Legs legs - but attached to the rest of her of course! :p
     
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  6. Miss-Sexy-Legs

    Miss-Sexy-Legs Moderator Staff Sprtr

    Wishes may come true :xmas:
     
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  7. Lovernotfighter

    Lovernotfighter PV Sprtr

    I get to embrassed to ask for things, and now is no different.
     
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  8. There is nothing in particular that I'd like.
    Prefer to give gifts :)
     
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  9. This is just a bit of fun...besides you arent asking for things. Just saying what you'd like to find in your stocking from santa. Its a bit of fantasy.....go on....give it a go xx
     
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  10. Some of the members of this site ... ;)
     
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  11. I wished for that and ended up in Afghanistan for Christmas. That Santa is fucka.
     
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  12. I got GRANBY and TELIC before realising that I needed to stop myself going to the Middle East for non-jollies!
     
  13. I'll give him fucking Jingle Bells.
     
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  14. Reminds me of the Kevin Bloody Wilson Christmas song ... 'Santa Claus You C*nt...'

    I know that HERRICK was a sod, I'm glad I was out before then. Friend of mine was an ATO and lost both his legs. Ouch.
     
  15. The fat bastard red rompa suit wearing bellend gave me Telic and Heric, both over Christmas and New Year, the child labour supporting thrushnugget.
     
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  16. I had been initially warned off for JACANA but my boss in his infinite wisdom decided to send me to Norway for the winter instead. Lucky, lucky me.
     
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  17. Lol Kwaka that made me chuckle xxx
     
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  18. I was lucky enough to be in Belize over one xmas. Drew the short straw and had to be on duty on the day however. One of the resident regiments had trained a parrot to call "Happy Christmas!" to passers-by from a palm-tree in their compound, and if you called "Happy Christmas!" back the parrot would reply "Fuck Off!" A couple of weeks before Xmas Day, this coke advert was put up on a big bill-board outside Airport Camp. The next morning we were amused to see someone had 'blacked' Santa's face and hand to make him fit in with the local population. Happy days! santa.jpg
     
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  19. Possibilly A Golden ticket.. To have my dad he might addmittedly look a little shabby! :eek: and all my children around the table for Christmas.
    Failing that.. a deportation order to drag them back from far flung places across the frickin!! world... :D.
     
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  20. A holiday somewhere hot and sunny for just him and myself :love:
     
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    Theres plenty of socials kicking around huni.. im sure you would be more than welcome. :) xxx
     
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  22. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    Hmm too many things to mention.
    One thing; enough love in people to stop them hating and fkin killing each other...
    Just bring peace to people and those in desperate need, who have nothing and lose people every single day.
    Harmony. Just harmony..

    Selfishly?
    A fine bottle of scotch. Isle of Jura preferably. :D
     
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  23. Pearls

    Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

    I has a long list :rofl:
     
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  24. I'd actually love a new eternity ring. I currently wear a gold band with diamonds on my wedding finger. It symbolises my everlasting, eternal love for my son. I'd like a new ring with my birthstone and diamonds.
     
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