The Great British Wank Off

[MP386]

Can I have a tool belt?

You can borrow mine .. have an orange helmet too ...

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

You can borrow mine .. have an orange helmet too ...

You know there's treatment for such conditions ???

 

[MP386]

You know there's treatment for such conditions ???

That's what the Doc said ...

 

[Cheeky_Demon]

Oh thank the lord.... I have an allergy to being tooled!!!

Finally... the name 'Screw Fix' had always been a mystery until now

 

[Deleted member 120]

I'm a wanker, he's a wanker, we some wankers - wouldn't you like to be a wanker too...

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I'm right handed so it would have to be left handed so it feels like someone else is doing it...I hoover with the left hand.. bit of foreplay with the oven to get it warm. Wait for it to rise then gently pipe the cream all over

You are sooo dead meat!! I shall set our @Scrunchy&Muffet @Miss-Sexy-Legs onto you very soon.. are you ready? xx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I'm naked and waiting x

Erm ok be careful what you wish for!!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Just filling my piping bag ,)

@meandlis its not funny.. he needs to be put under the stairs again! X

 

[Deleted member 1030]

@meandlis its not funny.. he needs to be put under the stairs again! X

Not sure that will stop @Mr_F icing his cream horn tbh

 

[Soldier333]

Both legs in the air and a hand full of lube. Twist the head like a pepper grinder.

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

I'm naked and waiting x

Ooooh this sounds like a challenge. Im on my way lol xx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Not sure that will stop @Mr_F icing his cream horn tbh

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Ooooh this sounds like a challenge. Im on my way lol xx

i wish him luck.. @Scrunchy&Muffet hahaha xx

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

i wish him luck.. @Scrunchy&Muffet hahaha xx

Is he bracing himself hahaha xx