What Crap Joke Was In Your Christmas Cracker Today?

[Deleted member 3870]

Just share them! I hate Christmas cracker jokes but I kinda love them too

 

[r300zx]

What do you call a flying elephant?

A jumbo jet!!!

Total crap x

 

[Deleted member 3870]

What do you call a flying elephant?

A jumbo jet!!!

Total crap x

Hahahaha!

 

[r300zx]

Another one was
What is et short for?

Because he had little legs!!

 

[davange]

Ba humbug we didn't have any crackers this year not even opened any presents yet waiting for daughter to come todayX

 

[peakcouple]

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!

 

[Deleted member 3657]

Why did the mechanic sleep under his car on xmas eve?

Because he wanted to wake oily to open his presents.