Had some fun with this in the past, so... here goes!
My "friend" Deidre likes to help out those who are in a quandary, those who need advice or guidance, those who need help in reaching a decision, those who need a problem solved.
However, be warned, she doesn't hold back, she shoots from the hip, and her advice can often be mis-understood by those who don't realise that underneath her gruff, schoolma'am-ish manner, beats a heart of gold.
So, post away, but don't grumble at her advice, just follow it to the letter, and soon all your problems will be solved!*
(*Disclaimer.. no responsibility can be accepted for any...erm... mis-understandings that arise as a result of acting upon Deidres expert advice, any and all mistakes are solely the responsibility of the person seeking guidance.)
My "friend" Deidre likes to help out those who are in a quandary, those who need advice or guidance, those who need help in reaching a decision, those who need a problem solved.
However, be warned, she doesn't hold back, she shoots from the hip, and her advice can often be mis-understood by those who don't realise that underneath her gruff, schoolma'am-ish manner, beats a heart of gold.
So, post away, but don't grumble at her advice, just follow it to the letter, and soon all your problems will be solved!*
(*Disclaimer.. no responsibility can be accepted for any...erm... mis-understandings that arise as a result of acting upon Deidres expert advice, any and all mistakes are solely the responsibility of the person seeking guidance.)