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MickeyBlueBalls

Well I go for Kelly Brook, failing that:
Personality - intense, impulsive, carefree, sense of humour
Body type - all are beautiful
Smile - yes please
Pulse - very important
Age - not important, within reason. I try to avoid coffin dodgers if I can.
Matching underwear - critical. Potential deal breaker - I know, fussy.
Open minded - translated as adventurous and un-inhibited.
Drugs free.
Engage my mind and the rest is easy - well for the small price of a packet of crisps and a bottle of pop.
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MickeyBlueBalls

Ooo hell yeah and crisps and pop orangeade please xx
lol I've just conjured up the oddest image of somebody butt naked in stocks being hand fed crisps and drinking orangeade through a straw. My mind worries me sometimes!!!! :)
 
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MickeyBlueBalls

lol I've just conjured up the oddest image of somebody butt naked in stocks being hand fed crisps and drinking orangeade through a straw. My mind worries me sometimes!!!! :)
Most alarmingly it was Mr Tumble from Ceebeebies - I need help!
 
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MickeyBlueBalls

And now to un-see that image - any takers. Preferably female and with whom bears absolutely no resemblance to Mr Tumble?