If You Could..

[West_London_Guy71]

Be in a hotel room spending hours getting to know a certain young lady on here intimately

 

[Vanezza]

Take some spam sandwiches to eat at Gordon Ramsey's restaurant...

I know its not very sexy but I wonder if he would finally have that aneurysm he's been working on

N xxx

 

[Therapon]

Wake @Miss-Sexy-Legs ..... I'm feeling horny

 

[Pearls]

Wake @Miss-Sexy-Legs ..... I'm feeling horny

Wake her

 

[Therapon]

Wake her

I'm not that stupid

 

[Pearls]

I'm not that stupid

Phew I thought so

 

[Therapon]

Phew I thought so

I was woken up nicely though

 

[Pearls]

I was woken up nicely though

 

[Deleted member 3175]

mmmm nice meal, wine, cocktails, back to a hotel room with a jacuzzi, and to be undisturbed for at least 24 hours, with a couple of cuties from here! We would be happy campers! S xx

 

[Pearls]

I want to get creative and cook something Ive never tried before

 

[Baldrick]

I want to get creative and cook something Ive never tried before

Try gravy it's easy peasy.
Open Bisto (or other gravy manufacturer of choice).
Pour 3 to 4 table spoons in a jug.
Boil the kettle.
Add boiling water slowly and stir until it reaches your desired consistency.
Pour Gravy on a delicious meal prepared by @Admin.

Your very welcome

B x

 

[Pearls]

Try gravy it's easy peasy.
Open Bisto (or other gravy manufacturer of choice).
Pour 3 to 4 table spoons in a jug.
Boil the kettle.
Add boiling water slowly and stir.
Pour Gravy on a delicious meal prepared by @Admin.

Your very welcome

B x

Oh do you know your as good as me for advice and thankyou
I was thinking of being more creative though, like some sort of cake :hmmr not
What you think

 

[Baldrick]

Oh do you know your as good as me for advice and thankyou
I was thinking of being more creative though, like some sort of cake :hmmr not
What you think

Babysteps.....

B x

 

[Pearls]

Babysteps.....

B x

I thought so, Ok I'll be brave and go for rice krispy cakes

 

[Baldrick]

I thought so, Ok I'll be brave and go for rice krispy cakes

Now don't go burning his pans by melting chocolate in them. You know how precious he gets .
Boil a pan of water.
Put chocolate in a glass mixing bowl.
Put mixing bowl in the pan of boiling water.

Chocolate melts with no burnt chocolate stains in the pan.

Baldricks baking Corner x

 

[Pearls]

Now don't go burning his pans by melting chocolate in them. You know how precious he gets .
Boil a pan of water.
Put chocolate in a glass mixing bowl.
Put mixing bowl in the pan of boiling water.

Chocolate melts with no burnt chocolate stains in the pan.

Baldricks baking Corner x

Bowls? I was gonna stick it in his copper Le Cruset

Or not

 

[Therapon]

I want to get creative and cook something Ive never tried before

Uhm new emoji needed

 

[Pearls]

Uhm new emoji needed

What you mean

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

I want to get creative and cook something Ive never tried before

Soup

 

[Therapon]

What you mean

Nothing, posted in error in wrong thread

 

[Pearls]

Soup

I can do that, heinz is the best

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

I can do that, heinz is the best

Is it cockaleakie

 

[Pearls]

Is it cockaleakie

I no like cocka doodah, nope tomatoe

 

[Admin]

Now don't go burning his pans by melting chocolate in them. You know how precious he gets .

hell yes!

 

[Pearls]

hell yes!

I only ever burnt one