If You Could..

[Therapon]

I only ever burnt one

Set of

Right I think I best get out of here

 

[Andy1234-]

Mmmmmm I would like to be a famous porn star......one can dream

Need any help lol

 

[Pearls]

Set of

Right I think I best get out of here

Don't tell him

 

[Therapon]

Don't tell him

Discretion is my middle name

Only cash payments accepted
All monies raised go toward the Therapon Beer Fund
No refunds made
Beware the small print

 

[Pearls]

Discretion is my middle name

Only cash payments accepted
All monies raised go toward the Therapon Beer Fund
No refunds made
Beware the small print

I ain’t got me eyes on

 

[Antogs]

Right now I'd quite like a sexy lady to knock on my door and whisk me away in her sports car to a country mansion where everyone was wearing masquerade masks and indulging in a no-holds-barred orgy

 

[DiamondJoe]

Do anything right now where there are no rules what would you do?
Being mischievous of course
I'm in the mood to run around the street naked and see the shocked faces on all my neighbours

That's part of the problem - I do do anything I want as if there are no rules

 

[.Jophanie.]

I'd fast forward time so Santa brings me the sex swing I asked him for (I would also give him an extra mince pie if he got the drill out and put the ceiling fixings in!!) Then I'd be a happy happy lady!!!!!

 

[BoltonBiFemCpl]

Thinking a lovely swingers party right here at home boiling down to folks shagging all over the place.

 

[Lovernotfighter]

Sweep a certain someone off their feet and see in the new year with them in the best possible way

 

[Deleted member 7954]

Go drag the man of my dreams from work in some sexy undies and ravish him there n then .

 

[MP386]

Go drag the man of my dreams from work in some sexy undies and ravish him there n then .

:hmm:.....he’s a lucky fellow then ....

 

[Deleted member 7954]

:hmm:.....he’s a lucky fellow then ....

Not so sure the boss would approve mind haha xx

 

[West_London_Guy71]

Go drag the man of my dreams from work in some sexy undies and ravish him there n then .

So the man of your dreams works in sexy undies eh? Interesting... :hmm:

 

[Deleted member 7954]

So the man of your dreams works in sexy undies eh?

Haha no thats not his style....commando all the way haha xx

 

[West_London_Guy71]

That's me ruled out then

 

[Deleted member 7954]

That's me ruled out then [/QUOTE

Why? Lol xx

 

[West_London_Guy71]

I wear boxer trunks, to hold everything in place

 

[Deleted member 7954]

I wear boxer trunks, to hold everything in place

Ah....i see. You should try commando you never know i might just turn up lol xx

 

[West_London_Guy71]

Ah....i see. You should try commando you never know i might just turn up lol xx

I can hide you under my desk if you do

 

[Deleted member 7954]

I can hide you under my desk if you do

Deal lol.xx

 

[Lovernotfighter]

Funny someone's made me want to jump on the next train to ................. Sorry but that would be telling.

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Fast-forward time.. just by a little bit. Say about 11 days would do nicelyxx

 

[Pearls]

Fast-forward time.. just by a little bit. Say about 11 days would do nicelyxx

What doin

 

[Deleted member 6485]

What doin

On my travelsxx