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That sounds like a sex-move
HilariousAye, it does lol "As a birthday treat, my missus let me drop my pillion off"
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Like dropping the kids off at the pool? *shudders*Aye, it does lol "As a birthday treat, my missus let me drop my pillion off"
Aye, it does lol "As a birthday treat, my missus let me drop my pillion off"
"She couldn't walk properly for weeks"
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Went to a Colombian tango night dressed as Charlie Chaplin.
I could have killed the woman who took me, "Oh yeah, Silver Screen themed - you'll love it!"
That was a Wild West tavern suddenly falling silent when we walked in.
I could have killed the woman who took me, "Oh yeah, Silver Screen themed - you'll love it!"
That was a Wild West tavern suddenly falling silent when we walked in.
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But was the end result 'scrambled egg'I cooked scrambled egg all by myself this morning
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Erm well.. Nope, just rubbery looking balls and a crispy looking panBut was the end result 'scrambled egg'
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Aww...#FTL# xErm well.. Nope, just rubbery looking balls and a crispy looking pan
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Erm well.. Nope, just rubbery looking balls and a crispy looking pan
Could have been worse .... crispy balls and a rubbery pan
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i tried that but got kicked out after the first lesson, may have something to do with a little fireNo you need a cookery course
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i tried that but got kicked out after the first lesson, may have something to do with a little fire
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And the oven...Always remember to put the timer on I say, top tip
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Oh that burnt to the ground... Fire fighters said we were all lucky, I only popped a bread and butter pudding in. I never went back to cookery after thatAnd the oven...
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