Errrr sorry shaving my eyeballs Good luck!Do you fancy a trip.. i may need a chaperone
Errrr sorry shaving my eyeballs Good luck!Do you fancy a trip.. i may need a chaperone
Well its nice to see you have my safety at heart indeedy cheers pal xErrrr sorry shaving my eyeballs Good luck!
I've chanced my arm with @zebo before - it was not pretty. If I remember rightly we were talking suspension upside down, cling film and butt plugsWell its nice to see you have my safety at heart indeedy cheers pal x
Your REALLY not helpingggI've chanced my arm with @zebo before - it was not pretty. If I remember rightly we were talking suspension upside down, cling film and butt plugs
Oops sorrrry xYour REALLY not helpinggg
I've chanced my arm with @zebo before - it was not pretty. If I remember rightly we were talking suspension upside down, cling film and butt plugs
Now you know @meet_the_fockers why eyeball shaving appears to be an attractive alternativeit was pallet wrap, not cling film, pallet wrap is harder to get out of
Now you know @meet_the_fockers why eyeball shaving appears to be an attractive alternative
I feel a restraining order coming on for you which will probably be a bit of role reversal. X@Looby&Lew oh she will be fine, the bruising will go in a week, and the burns will only sting for a few days. I'm trying to decide which violet wand to use for the branding though
Behave looby you'll be giving somebody upnorth ideasI feel a restraining order coming on for you which will probably be a bit of role reversal. X
Nooooooo! Gonna runaway very very fast!@Looby&Lew who do you think provides the restraints ? mmm cheshire isn't too far away, are you going to invite me round for a coffee ???
Hide behind me Looby...i'll protect you. Just hold this hankey up...it acts like a shield. What? That smell? Oh ignore that. Lmao
Omg hahaha killer man.. I have work to do and you stopped me dead in me tracksHide behind me Looby...i'll protect you. Just hold this hankey up...it acts like a shield. What? That smell? Oh ignore that. Lmao
Hide behind me Looby...i'll protect you. Just hold this hankey up...it acts like a shield. What? That smell? Oh ignore that. Lmao
I'm trying! It's your fault, you're gaining my attention here hahaAgain ?
Focus, man. Focus!
I'm not sure now which of you I'd take my chances with. You're both starting to freak me out.!Hide behind me Looby...i'll protect you. Just hold this hankey up...it acts like a shield. What? That smell? Oh ignore that. Lmao
Think I've been a little bit sick in my mouthAh so thats what they mean by a sticky dressing !!!
Think I've been a little bit sick in my mouth
Nope can't sweet talk me round nowAww Looby...sweetie...you know I'm a nice chap reeeeeeaaaaallllyyy
I hope you're hanging your head in shame too xGets coat
Leaves quietly through the side door
Don't judge me by your standards! In any case I can perv if I want too I'm all grown up now x over 18 and everything.@Looby and don't think i didn't notice you perving my profile either !