Errrr sorry shaving my eyeballsDo you fancy a trip.. i may need a chaperone![]()


Good luck!
Errrr sorry shaving my eyeballsDo you fancy a trip.. i may need a chaperone![]()


Good luck!
Well its nice to see you have my safety at heart indeedy cheers palErrrr sorry shaving my eyeballsGood luck!
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xI've chanced my arm with @zebo before - it was not pretty. If I remember rightly we were talking suspension upside down, cling film and butt plugsWell its nice to see you have my safety at heart indeedy cheers palx


Your REALLY not helpingggI've chanced my arm with @zebo before - it was not pretty. If I remember rightly we were talking suspension upside down, cling film and butt plugs![]()

Oops sorrrry xYour REALLY not helpinggg![]()
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I've chanced my arm with @zebo before - it was not pretty. If I remember rightly we were talking suspension upside down, cling film and butt plugs![]()
Now you know @meet_the_fockers why eyeball shaving appears to be an attractive alternativeit was pallet wrap, not cling film, pallet wrap is harder to get out of![]()



I feel a restraining order coming on for you which will probably be a bit of role reversal. X@Looby&Lew oh she will be fine, the bruising will go in a week, and the burns will only sting for a few days. I'm trying to decide which violet wand to use for the branding though![]()
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Behave looby you'll be giving somebody upnorth ideasI feel a restraining order coming on for you which will probably be a bit of role reversal. X![]()
Nooooooo! Gonna runaway very very fast!@Looby&Lew who do you think provides the restraints ? mmm cheshire isn't too far away, are you going to invite me round for a coffee ???


Hide behind me Looby...i'll protect you. Just hold this hankey up...it acts like a shield. What? That smell? Oh ignore that. Lmao
Omg hahaha killerHide behind me Looby...i'll protect you. Just hold this hankey up...it acts like a shield. What? That smell? Oh ignore that. Lmao
man.. I have work to do and you stopped me dead in me tracks 
Hide behind me Looby...i'll protect you. Just hold this hankey up...it acts like a shield. What? That smell? Oh ignore that. Lmao
I'm trying! It's your fault, you're gaining my attention here hahaAgain ?
Focus, man. Focus!![]()

I'm not sure now which of you I'd take my chances with. You're both starting to freak me out.!Hide behind me Looby...i'll protect you. Just hold this hankey up...it acts like a shield. What? That smell? Oh ignore that. Lmao


Think I've been a little bit sick in my mouthAh so thats what they mean by a sticky dressing !!!


Think I've been a little bit sick in my mouth![]()
Nope can't sweet talk me round nowAww Looby...sweetie...you know I'm a nice chap reeeeeeaaaaallllyyy![]()

I hope you're hanging your head in shame too xGets coat
Leaves quietly through the side door


Don't judge me by your standards!@Looby and don't think i didn't notice you perving my profile either !
In any case I can perv if I want too I'm all grown up now x
over 18 and everything.