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Haha well bugger me said B....... and that's the tale of how I ended up doing 18 months in prison.
B x
Nope.. no... uh-uh. Not gonna ask....... and that's the tale of how I ended up doing 18 months in prison
B x
okay..
Was it anally related?
Nope.. no... uh-uh. Not gonna ask
okay..
Was it anally related?
well sort of anally related yes. Someone was being a smartarse so he got kicked up the backside three times .No I of course have never been to prison. I've spent a night in the cells once or twice in my youth at Her Majestys Pleasure but That's a looooooong time ago.
B x
Mr B admit it your in wakey doing a 20 stretch for stealing knickers armed with a deadly weapon
No I of course have never been to prison. I've spent a night in the cells once or twice in my youth at Her Majestys Pleasure but That's a looooooong time ago.
B x
I know I know. Was jesting.
No I of course have never been to prison. I've spent a night in the cells once or twice in my youth at Her Majestys Pleasure but That's a looooooong time ago.
B x
Locked up a few times eh?
Bet you were one of the naughty lads who drank Stella and threw rocks at the fuzz.. weren't you?
Either that or the one who walked into those shady shops with no shop window, and when you left - your items were wrapped in a black bag with gold stripes
Ermmmm you seem to know lot about our dodgy city for a vallies boy - thinking lips worked on donny road in the sex shop and he knows you Mr BI know I know. Was jesting.
Locked up a few times eh?
Bet you were one of the naughty lads who drank Stella and threw rocks at the fuzz.. weren't you?
Either that or the one who walked into those shady shops with no shop window, and when you left - your items were wrapped in a black bag with gold stripes
I know I know. Was jesting.
Locked up a few times eh?
Bet you were one of the naughty lads who drank Stella and threw rocks at the fuzz.. weren't you?
Either that or the one who walked into those shady shops with no shop window, and when you left - your items were wrapped in a black bag with gold stripes
All just an average day on the Council estate I grew up on
.B x
Bloody hell i went a bit steve wright then he has no G's and i had no Y's - man before my own time
Come on spill what estate was it - I think we went to different schools togetherAll just an average day on the Council estate I grew up on
B x
I am loving the whole G bit - Pearls said you could just not find the G bit or was that spotOh man. I am sure I added him to my hitlist for the whole no G shite..
Eye he had a strange nursery rhyme fetish.
'Mary did her little lamb'
'Little Bo Peep shaved her sheep'
B x
Oh I found that alright.
Dab hand too... Why is it so often quoted that men can't find it too while we're at it? Sheesh... they don't half make us out to be total muppets don't they?
Dewsbury Moor on "T' Mooar" as we called it.
I learned how to unlock a Ford Sierra with half a tennis ball there.
It was quite rough there. Imagine an apocalyptic Mad Max type landscape
.B x
I dont remember a G muppet - Pearls what was it you said againOh I found that alright.
Why is it so often quoted that men can't find it too while we're at it? Sheesh... they don't half make us out to be total muppets don't they?
Lol remember the tennis ball trick - Was part of the Agbrigg mafia myselfDewsbury Moor on "T' Mooar" as we called it.
I learned how to unlock a Ford Sierra with half a tennis ball there.
It was quite rough there. Imagine an apocalyptic Mad Max type landscape
B x
you put half a ball over the lock of at that time of a new ford and hit it and the air pressure opened the locks
Eh?
Never heard of that...
:innocent:
Eh?
Never heard of that...
:innocent:
I started typing and explaining then before I realised you were being sarky
.'What ya gonna do when they come for you. Bad boys, bad boys'.
B x
They changed that system to a crash system that opened the locks if you had a crash so if you kicked the reg plate all the doors unlocked lol