Human Buffet

[Lips_Pearls]

Next it would be getting the antibac out..... Blurghhhhh.....

Alcohol wipes

 

[GeoffRy]

...... wouldn't your bits get sweaty..... Am I over thinking?!?! It's like the hygeine police gone wrong ....

Yeah wouldn't want to get germs from food on your skin. Eeeeeeew.
People will be kissing with open mouths next. Gross.

 

[.Jophanie.]

Yeah wouldn't want to get germs from food on your skin. Eeeeeeew.
People will be kissing with open mouths next. Gross.

Ewww omg noooo you don't.. do you?!?!

 

[GeoffRy]

Ewww omg noooo you don't.. do you?!?!

No but I saw it in a film once...

 

[Looking4fun]

Ry says no. I say hell yes. Dip me in honey and all have a lick.

Ok then xx

 

[Lips_Pearls]

So come on then..... next is;
What fruit?

Or are you a sausage roll kind of person

 

[Looking4fun]

Anything as long as it’s not spiky or too slimy lol xx

 

[.Jophanie.]

So come on then..... next is;
What fruit?

Or are you a sausage roll kind of person

Pineapple and cheese on sticks could be dangerous in such situations..... I'm not sure pineapple and cheese on sticks has ever or will ever be categorised as such ever again!!!

 

[Tiger]

Pineapple and cheese on sticks could be dangerous in such situations..... I'm not sure pineapple and cheese on sticks has ever or will ever be categorised as such ever again!!!

Ouch

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Pineapple and cheese on sticks could be dangerous in such situations..... I'm not sure pineapple and cheese on sticks has ever or will ever be categorised as such ever again!!!

Could be a prickly issue that.
I should imagine that this would be an interesting scenario.

 

[Tiger]

Pineapple and cheese on sticks could be dangerous in such situations..... I'm not sure pineapple and cheese on sticks has ever or will ever be categorised as such ever again!!!

I have the perfect place for the pineapple rings

Tiger xx

 

[Nigel&Julie]

Where's the cocktail cherries gonna go?? xxjxx

 

[Deleted member 1030]

I should imagine that this would be an interesting scenario.

You've just asked @Pearls if there's any cocktail sticks in the house, haven't you?

 

[Lips_Pearls]

You've just asked @Pearls if there's any cocktail sticks in the house, haven't you?

How did you know?
I even have a paint brush and a pizza cutter wheel in my arsenal don’t you know.

 

[Nigel&Julie]

Can we include veg in this thread as they are also your 5 a day? xxjxx

 

[Deleted member 1030]

How did you know?
I even have a paint brush and a pizza cutter wheel in my arsenal don’t you know.

Also, what's all this about alcohol wipes? We've run out of booze before now and you were hoarding alcohol wipes??? We could have mixed them with some lemon Pledge

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Also, what's all this about alcohol wipes? We've run out of booze before now and you were hoarding alcohol wipes??? We could have mixed them with some lemon Pledge

Squeeze every drop out

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Can we include veg in this thread as they are also your 5 a day? xxjxx

Carrot? Butternut squash? x

 

[Nigel&Julie]

Carrot? Butternut squash? x

Whatever floats your boat....maybe thinking more about a marrow xxjxx

 

[Baldrick]

There’s an opportunity to be the human fruit buffet at the club or event you’re attending.
Would you do it and or would you allow your partner to do it. x

So imagine this, a nekkid Baldrick covered with a giant flat Yorkshire Pudding, set underneath a bed of Mashed Potato, smothered in thick gravy, and a sausage for a lucky person mmmmmmmm

X

#northernlife

 

[Drac Morbis]

I thought this was a cannibalism thread. LOL

 

[Drac Morbis]

I got excited! hehehehe I'm NOT a freak.

@Therapon @Admin @Pearls

 

[Lips_Pearls]

So imagine this, a nekkid Baldrick covered with a giant flat Yorkshire Pudding, set underneath a bed of Mashed Potato, smothered in thick gravy, and a sausage for a lucky person mmmmmmmm

X

#northernlife

Sounds like the dinner I made yesterday!

I thought this was a cannibalism thread. LOL

You would! haha

 

[The-Gent]

Full Juicy Grapes mmmm:bj1:

 

[Therapon]

I thought this was a cannibalism thread. LOL

I got excited! hehehehe I'm NOT a freak.

@Therapon @Admin @Pearls

Only you @Vex, only you