Recently I feel like I’ve always got blue balls, anyone else had this ?
Blue balls
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Constantly got ball ache atmOnly when it's freezing
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Nothing else to add.
Tbf with the women on here no wonder I get these issuesI will resist to add the obvious response
Try drinking Fanta in the morning! 
Maybe having a wank would helpTry drinking Fanta in the morning!
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You could think about being nice to potential sexual partners for a change. Or like the man said have a wank. Honestly, I have never heard the blue balls thing said by someone over the age of 16 before so well done
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I’m always niceYou could think about being nice to potential sexual partners for a change. Or like the man said have a wank. Honestly, I have never heard the blue balls thing said by someone over the age of 16 before so well done
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The sexual partners are the problem
OK. I have another solution but it requires some preparation..I’m always nice
You need two blindfolds, a pair of ear defenders, and a pot of smooth strawberry yoghurt.
Then I pop round and give you the best blowjob you ever had or will ever have in your life.
The blindfolds are obviously so we don't have to look at each other, the ear defenders are so you don't have to hear my rather deep voice and the yoghurt is a trick I picked up from a lovely young lady years ago. It is guaranteed to stop your achey balls, so long as you don't know it's me
N xxx
Sorry I’d prefer womenOK. I have another solution but it requires some preparation..
You need two blindfolds, a pair of ear defenders, and a pot of smooth strawberry yoghurt.
Then I pop round and give you the best blowjob you ever had or will ever have in your life.
The blindfolds are obviously so we don't have to look at each other, the ear defenders are so you don't have to hear my rather deep voice and the yoghurt is a trick I picked up from a lovely young lady years ago. It is guaranteed to stop your achey balls, so long as you don't know it's me
N xxx
Stubble not my thing eitherThat's why we need blindfolds and ear protection ya numpty
N xxx
So a straight no even if I promised to shave as close as a porn star?
Some people are so hard to please!
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Not what you said over there>>>>
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Pearls
Everywhere, I’m sure you wanted your bum hole played with by a bloke
No a womanEverywhere, I’m sure you wanted your bum hole played with by a bloke
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Just do it …as the saying goes
Can’t when I’m workingJust do it …as the saying goes
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Don’t you have a mens room for light reliefCan’t when I’m working