They make me violently ill when i see anyone wearing them
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I want the alarm clock in room 101, hate it ordering me to get up for work every day
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As much as you personally despise them, they're needed in the summer for trainers etc.
So sadly, must decline this time. Sorry.
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I want the alarm clock in room 101, hate it ordering me to get up for work every day
I agree, the alarm clock is a major pain. It's the bane of our existence and deserves to be binned in Room 101.
However, that said, if we binned all alarm clocks, we'd never get up on time. This includes those who work in deliveries, public transport etc etc which would also have a massive effect on the economy overall.
So whilst I'd love to, alarm clocks can't go into the bin.
Sorry.
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I've got the answer.. Work permenant nights the same as us then you don't need an alarm clock.. Plus the motorways are great at night for delivering... .. W.. 
They are not needed In any weather trust me
Nose hairs ca ngo in too
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Tennis players? Athletes? No can do G.They are not needed In any weather trust me
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Missed this bit.
Okay I'll meet you halfway here, whilst nose hairs are there to protect by cleaning the air that goes into our airways, I will agree they're a pain in the arse.
Nostril hairs - get in the bin!
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I'm with you on nose hair,They are not needed In any weather trust me
There’s also hair in the bum crevice, surely that’s for the bin. All that does is get poo stuck to itMissed this bit.
Okay I'll meet you halfway here, whilst nose hairs are there to protect by cleaning the air that goes into our airways, I will agree they're a pain in the arse.
Nostril hairs - get in the bin!
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Do you meet women with hairy bums?There’s also hair in the bum crevice, surely that’s for the bin. All that does is get poo stuck to it
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I am sure it serves a purpose, but I am not looking into that one for now.There’s also hair in the bum crevice, surely that’s for the bin. All that does is get poo stuck to it
Spoil sportI am sure it serves a purpose, but I am not looking into that one for now.
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You see all sorts in a club, I know I have lolWhat do you mean by meeting a woman
They must be hiding from me thenYou see all sorts in a club, I know I have lol
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Non stick pans gotta go in and self cleaning ovens, stupid bloody idea 🫤
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We’ve already done them.
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Jesus Creepers and Socks
No explanations they’re just wrong
No explanations they’re just wrong
You wouldn’t know style of it hit you in the face mp. This is a great combo
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This coming from the lady who wears ankle socks