I know some of your secrets. .....x...and anyway...what we done thats nawty??....
One sheep!...ONE FECKIN SHEEP!!....you people are so judgemental!
Oh shit you know mine too!
Oh shit you know mine too!
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Lovestruckcpl
That just means we'll always be friends...we know too much!I know some of your secrets. .....x
Oh shit you know mine too!
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I know some of your secrets. .....x
Oh shit you know mine too!
Ooooh... smooooothThat just means we'll always be friends...we know too much!
xIt is smooth but also very true! Absolute instant connections all round xOoooh... smoooooth
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Pearls
Don't encourage him for goodness sakesIt is smooth but also very true! Absolute instant connections all round x
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The site is full of it lately and I love it!It is smooth but also very true! Absolute instant connections all round x
xxYes yes please do.... xxDon't encourage him for goodness sakes
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Pearls
Oh here we goThe site is full of it lately and I love it!
Yes yes please do.... xx
xxxI daren't encourage him further. ....it might get out of hand xThe site is full of it lately and I love it!
Yes yes please do.... xx
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Pearls
Too late
He's already flapping his bobs about the place :spank:xxx
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Pearls
:surprise:
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meet_the_fockers
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meet_the_fockers
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Pearls
I am trying to stop them from encouraging bob but you know what... no one bloody listens to me
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meet_the_fockers
No me either ive given up... hes running all the shop...I am trying to stop them from encouraging bob but you know what... no one bloody listens to me
Free willy ..Free bloody willy...
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Pearls
Hahaha tell me about itNo me either ive given up... hes running all the shop...
Free willy ..Free bloody willy...
I am trying to stop them from encouraging bob but you know what... no one bloody listens to me
No me either ive given up... hes running all the shop...
Free willy ..Free bloody willy...
I a good boy... Not being naughty whatsoever! ...
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Pearls
Quick update;
Time to update the family tree peeps!! x
-Okay so Sexy Peeps, @Pearls and I were talking this morning over our coffee, and we decided that mind-mapping you all - as we do, yes genuinely, we can actually create somewhat of a family tree.
Bearing in mind not only do we know almost every member we have here, we also have been fortunate enough to get to know your on-screen persona's too.
This puts us into the position of being able to form a mind-map of you all, hence our SS Family Tree.
Now, we will endeavour to do our best here - if we forget anyone, trust me it's not intentional.
It has taken a bit of thought to do this but it's not exhaustive just as families are not.
M'kay now I've covered my arse here goes.....
Parents
Papa @Admin Mamma @Pearls
Big (but nawty) Sis
You know the one, always bails you out when you need lipgloss, a fag or a tenner @meet_the_fockers
The children
@riccarda Can get away with murder, can do whatever they like and can come and go as they please.
@Therapon @Therapon is the more reliable one who you can guarantee will always be there at BBQ's and family events. Usually found in his habitat; the bar and swooning the ladies...
The Dependable and Reliable Uncles (and aunts)
You know the type, they always watch your back, always know what's going - always go to when you need to talk about you know - adult stuff.. - @Steed99 - @SexyTatts @Kikuchiyo
Godparents -
Friendly, will look after you and will take care of you when you die!! It's @The-A-Team !!
Grandparents
Rocking chairs, blankets - electric fires... You get the gist IT'S @zebo & @Mz-Zebo
The NAWTY Cousins
(bet all you other naughty buggers wished you went into this one didn't ya!?) These are the ones who you know, bugger off anywhere - everywhere, do anything, get into all sorts of bloody mischief - ANY opportunity is an opportunity to get pissed, and by the end of the night they're either chatting birds up at the bar, or have their knickers down their ankles - yes we all know the type.. Anyway,
@The-Bibas - @LeeWidnes - @Littlelee71 - @Leather & @Lace - @Looby&Lew - @meandlis - @Harry - @2shameless - @TaurinandThalia - @dirtywmam @AstralLove - @Findaswingersclub - @Vex @mrandmrspink @Pilipala81 - @Kat - @Miss-Sexy-Legs - @Easymodesa - @Stuart_69 @Tattooed_minx - @NigelandJulie - @busty_n_lusty @Cindylove - @Trevor -- added as mentioned; @Curious_mind - @kopinov @Coupleforfun @scrunchymuffet @Hornycouple0613 @Pippa @Captain-Smith-and-Lady-Jane @TLcpl@Fortynflirty @VoluptuousVixen @LadyLily @Bumpngrind2014 @uk2002 @TattyB @Minxy @EvilS (he's all growed up now) @Wheels5885 @Mootje @Marky191268 @Theotherhalf @RobbieFutuo @Bansheewarrior @mrandmrs30plus @Lovernotfighter @Crezy @froggi @The_Usual_Horny_Couple @Lovestruckcpl @Colchesternewbieswingers @AlphaOmega @Kwaka_Rider @Open_minded_2016 @Neither_dark_or_handsome @Curious @Kentcouple @Beds_Bi @JustCurious99 @Brona @2ofus @2hunters @Pussinboots75 @@j_cider @blondieanddagwood @Boywood @Ludlow12 @Lola @Molly7584 @TrustySteed @fezandmaz @2hot2handle @Harry&Janey @PropafunXL @SussexSwinger @Robbo @davange @Dharrison @Pzcfun @MPaternoster
@Charlia << Charlia has earnt her spot in the nawty cousins list
@Fallen-Angel << Angel has also definitely earnt her spot in the nawty cousins list
@mrclouse
The Long Lost Cousins -
Again you know the type.. Always propping up the bar at Christenings Weddings and bloody Funerals
@Celtic_Warrior - @HornyWestCouple - @Sh123 - @Stevo - @EASTLANCSFUN - @dorset/guy - @PRG978 - @Letsplay4real - @Reb&JB @Yardmanbbc @K&G_Huercal @isabella -
The Conservative Cousins -
These are the conservative cousins who we all think MAY have swinging or fetish tendencies, but we're too scared to ask in case we get shouted at, yet when at a party will happily drink a half litre of vodka and end the night with smudged lippy and panda eyes, or are a bit wobbly on their legs..
@adeshell - @colin-stephanie - @Happy Couple @emlet - @ult1mate1 @chopper - @ropebunnylily @LeKoople - @David19691 - @MforMMF @ken_and_tigs
The Prodigal Sons or Daughters -
Here we go.. The tumbleweeds among us. They drift in & out of our lives, definitely 'The Prodigal Son Returns Syndrome' - They're never far away, they pop back in now and again for a cuppa or just pitch up unannounced.. You know they love you really, and sometimes they appear from nowhere -
@DandMina - @Chellsterfem @Chell0408 - @wittowoo - @Driftwood70 - @Bonker - @Clares_Panties - @Charlie - @Kingandqueen @Naughtygirly - @RandW - @Rob_and_Dot - @Ruberfunxxx - @Scott - @SecretLibertines - - @HappyP - @nelliejim - @Beagle - @ravencade
The Second-Twice Removed Cousins;
These are the family members who are always around somewhere, everyone knows OF them, but never quite sure how to find their way there to see them.. However, although we never go to see them much, they know how to either offer you an amazing cake & tea, or throw parties which are considered epicness of Biblical proportion.. It's the clubs & events!
@TownhouseTwosome - @TheVA - @Mingles - @CatEvolution - @BiZarreEvents - @TheMilfClub - @Fetishswingers - @TLCClub - @Gloucester-Social - @Xtasia - @ClubHermione - @Arousal
So, is the tree accurate? Do you fit where I placed you or should you be elsewhere?
Have I missed anyone? If so who, and where should they be put in the tree?
Of course this will be added to, but if you're on the list, not sure where you are on the tree, have a browse and let us know if our mind-mapping is correct or not.
Also, check out who else is mapped with you!
They're mapped with you for a reason you know, so who knows what mischief you can all get up to!
Remembering I will try my best to regularly update this as we go along 
Time to update the family tree peeps!! x
-Okay so Sexy Peeps, @Pearls and I were talking this morning over our coffee, and we decided that mind-mapping you all - as we do, yes genuinely, we can actually create somewhat of a family tree.
Bearing in mind not only do we know almost every member we have here, we also have been fortunate enough to get to know your on-screen persona's too.
This puts us into the position of being able to form a mind-map of you all, hence our SS Family Tree.
Now, we will endeavour to do our best here - if we forget anyone, trust me it's not intentional.
It has taken a bit of thought to do this but it's not exhaustive just as families are not.
M'kay now I've covered my arse here goes.....
Parents
Papa @Admin Mamma @Pearls
Big (but nawty) Sis
You know the one, always bails you out when you need lipgloss, a fag or a tenner @meet_the_fockers
The children
@riccarda Can get away with murder, can do whatever they like and can come and go as they please.
@Therapon @Therapon is the more reliable one who you can guarantee will always be there at BBQ's and family events. Usually found in his habitat; the bar and swooning the ladies...
The Dependable and Reliable Uncles (and aunts)
You know the type, they always watch your back, always know what's going - always go to when you need to talk about you know - adult stuff.. - @Steed99 - @SexyTatts @Kikuchiyo
Godparents -
Friendly, will look after you and will take care of you when you die!! It's @The-A-Team !!
Grandparents
Rocking chairs, blankets - electric fires... You get the gist IT'S @zebo & @Mz-Zebo
The NAWTY Cousins
(bet all you other naughty buggers wished you went into this one didn't ya!?) These are the ones who you know, bugger off anywhere - everywhere, do anything, get into all sorts of bloody mischief - ANY opportunity is an opportunity to get pissed, and by the end of the night they're either chatting birds up at the bar, or have their knickers down their ankles - yes we all know the type.. Anyway,
@The-Bibas - @LeeWidnes - @Littlelee71 - @Leather & @Lace - @Looby&Lew - @meandlis - @Harry - @2shameless - @TaurinandThalia - @dirtywmam @AstralLove - @Findaswingersclub - @Vex @mrandmrspink @Pilipala81 - @Kat - @Miss-Sexy-Legs - @Easymodesa - @Stuart_69 @Tattooed_minx - @NigelandJulie - @busty_n_lusty @Cindylove - @Trevor -- added as mentioned; @Curious_mind - @kopinov @Coupleforfun @scrunchymuffet @Hornycouple0613 @Pippa @Captain-Smith-and-Lady-Jane @TLcpl@Fortynflirty @VoluptuousVixen @LadyLily @Bumpngrind2014 @uk2002 @TattyB @Minxy @EvilS (he's all growed up now)
@Wheels5885 @Mootje @Marky191268 @Theotherhalf @RobbieFutuo @Bansheewarrior @mrandmrs30plus @Lovernotfighter @Crezy @froggi @The_Usual_Horny_Couple @Lovestruckcpl @Colchesternewbieswingers @AlphaOmega @Kwaka_Rider @Open_minded_2016 @Neither_dark_or_handsome @Curious @Kentcouple @Beds_Bi @JustCurious99 @Brona @2ofus @2hunters @Pussinboots75 @@j_cider @blondieanddagwood @Boywood @Ludlow12 @Lola @Molly7584 @TrustySteed @fezandmaz @2hot2handle @Harry&Janey @PropafunXL @SussexSwinger @Robbo @davange @Dharrison @Pzcfun @MPaternoster @Charlia << Charlia has earnt her spot in the nawty cousins list
@Fallen-Angel << Angel has also definitely earnt her spot in the nawty cousins list
@mrclouse
The Long Lost Cousins -
Again you know the type.. Always propping up the bar at Christenings Weddings and bloody Funerals
@Celtic_Warrior - @HornyWestCouple - @Sh123 - @Stevo - @EASTLANCSFUN - @dorset/guy - @PRG978 - @Letsplay4real - @Reb&JB @Yardmanbbc @K&G_Huercal @isabella -
The Conservative Cousins -
These are the conservative cousins who we all think MAY have swinging or fetish tendencies, but we're too scared to ask in case we get shouted at, yet when at a party will happily drink a half litre of vodka and end the night with smudged lippy and panda eyes, or are a bit wobbly on their legs..
@adeshell - @colin-stephanie - @Happy Couple @emlet - @ult1mate1 @chopper - @ropebunnylily @LeKoople - @David19691 - @MforMMF @ken_and_tigs
The Prodigal Sons or Daughters -
Here we go.. The tumbleweeds among us. They drift in & out of our lives, definitely 'The Prodigal Son Returns Syndrome' - They're never far away, they pop back in now and again for a cuppa or just pitch up unannounced.. You know they love you really, and sometimes they appear from nowhere -
@DandMina - @Chellsterfem @Chell0408 - @wittowoo - @Driftwood70 - @Bonker - @Clares_Panties - @Charlie - @Kingandqueen @Naughtygirly - @RandW - @Rob_and_Dot - @Ruberfunxxx - @Scott - @SecretLibertines - - @HappyP - @nelliejim - @Beagle - @ravencade
The Second-Twice Removed Cousins;
These are the family members who are always around somewhere, everyone knows OF them, but never quite sure how to find their way there to see them.. However, although we never go to see them much, they know how to either offer you an amazing cake & tea, or throw parties which are considered epicness of Biblical proportion.. It's the clubs & events!
@TownhouseTwosome - @TheVA - @Mingles - @CatEvolution - @BiZarreEvents - @TheMilfClub - @Fetishswingers - @TLCClub - @Gloucester-Social - @Xtasia - @ClubHermione - @Arousal
So, is the tree accurate? Do you fit where I placed you or should you be elsewhere?
Have I missed anyone? If so who, and where should they be put in the tree?
Of course this will be added to, but if you're on the list, not sure where you are on the tree, have a browse and let us know if our mind-mapping is correct or not.
Also, check out who else is mapped with you!
They're mapped with you for a reason you know, so who knows what mischief you can all get up to!
Remembering I will try my best to regularly update this as we go along
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Being a little keen on family trees, I think I'm right in saying that Biblically...2nd twice removed cousins, are bonkable....!!
In THIS family tree .... cousins, brothers, sisters, mums and dads who have only just got out of (or even just got into) bed are INCREDIBLY bonkable!! (and having met a fair few, I'm seriously considering plastic surgery and a full rebuild, in the hope of getting a chance of achieving just THAT!!)