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I once had a guy introduce himself as a private person as he’s in the SAS so he must keep a low profile, he was off on an undercover mission on Monday so could we meet asap ?
Did you see the movie "true lies"?
A used car dealer goes to all the trouble of convincing a woman he is a spy, just to get laid.
When real spies capture him to find out who he is working for he starts crying and says he is nobody, he has to lie to women just to get laid.
 
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Did you see the movie "true lies"?
A used car dealer goes to all the trouble of convincing a woman he is a spy, just to get laid.
When real spies capture him to find out who he is working for he starts crying and says he is nobody, he has to lie to women just to get laid.
I have. You should have a look at puppet master on Netflix. A Brit guy got away with being an MI5 spy, conning loads of women and destroying their lives for ten yrs by making them think they were on the run from the IRA. It’s brilliant.