Another silly one..

[zebo]

Im still checking everything and as for the mess over there, well....x

@Pearls it was that @Therapon , he even had a wank then wiped his willy on the curtains

 

[Admin]

 

[Therapon]

@Pearls it was that @Therapon , he even had a wank then wiped his willy on the curtains

I wernt me onest guv, I'm trying to stop the dog humping my leg.

 

[Pearls]

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Wiping willies on curtains....pmsl

 

[zebo]

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@Pearls and you really don't want to know what he's been up with your moisturiser

 

[Therapon]

@Pearls and you really don't want to know what he's been up with your moisturiser

But at least I wasn't rumaging through @Pearls collection of shoes and bags and trying them on for size AND he broke the laces

 

[zebo]

@Therapon I WISH my legs looked that good

 

[Therapon]

You think you have problems. I think I'm being chatted up by a guy, I hope he doesn't think my avatar is actually me, if he does he is in for one hell of a suprise

 

[zebo]

Surprise, Surprise

 

[Therapon]

Surprise, Surprise

Ah that was fun, he asked my name so I suggested he took the time to read my profile, funny he went offline and I haven't heartd back from him.

 

[zebo]

Ah that was fun, he asked my name so I suggested he took the time to read my profile, funny he went offline and I haven't heartd back from him.

Bet he feels a right prat

 

[Therapon]

Bet he feels a right prat

Aye but if he was stupid enough to message before reading my profile then maybe he has learnt a valuable lesson. As they say RTFM

 

[zebo]

Aye but if he was stupid enough to message before reading my profile then maybe he has learnt a valuable lesson. As they say RTFM

I doubt it ! people like that rarely learn by their mistakes, they just carry on making them

 

[Admin]

Aye but if he was stupid enough to message before reading my profile

Welcome to the world of the single female..
Or any female account for that matter. @Biba will tell you, hardly any men actually read her (their) profile, they just go straight for the kill..

 

[Admin]

I treat all men the same hun...
I ignore you until I need you
Xx

That's the way...

 

[Therapon]

Welcome to the world of the single female..

I used to regularly get mail from guys on that other site and I had a photo

 

[Therapon]

Oh!
Are you not a girl?

Ah hello it's the mouse

 

[Admin]

I am Biba
Please don't be confused by my avatar
I am a man according to @Therapon
Must be his age.
Xx

Boom! xx

 

[Therapon]

@Biba you are unmistakeable

 

[Therapon]

Any day................Eh up he's back, no I am worried, @Biba HELP!!

 

[zebo]

I am Biba
Please don't be confused by my avatar
I am a man according to @Therapon
Must be his age.
Xx

@Biba he gets confused easily, poor old sod, just humour him

 

[Admin]

Your dress looks like cheese... I am excited. Xx

Nibble nibble nom nom....
Aye there is only ONE Biba! x

 

[Therapon]

I have a panther tattoo for a reason. X

Oooo, can I take a peek? And as for you @zebo - I don't need your help unless there is a fire extinguisher handy

 

[zebo]

Oooo, can I take a peek? And as for you @zebo - I don't need your help unless there is a fire extinguisher handy

@Therapon ah you watched THAT video on my profile then did you

 

[Admin]

Why does everyone call her a him?
Look at the avatar.. I mean a moderator in charge of fake photos wouldn't have a fake avatar.. Would she?

*cough*
Mr @Therapon you are being called out here sir, think carefully before pressing enter..