Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

[zebo]

"i'm going to split your legs like an Oreo and lick out your cream"

there must be some absolute beauties out there, from the ones that got a nod of appreciation, to the others that made you wince with pain, what are the ones that stick in your mind ?

 

[Admin]

Fancy a fuck....

 

[Pearls]

Never had one...I am lucky I guess and only ever met nice people xx

 

[zebo]

Fancy a fuck....

@Admin . . . .thats it, lower the tone from the start !!

 

[Pearls]

@Admin . . . .thats it, lower the tone from the start !!

you know what hes like xx

 

[zebo]

you know what hes like xx

@Pearls , he's supposed to set a good example, if this is what rummaging in @Biba's bits does to him, i wouldn't let him out again

 

[Pearls]

@Pearls , he's supposed to set a good example, if this is what rummaging in @Biba's bits does to him, i wouldn't let him out again

well you may have a point there xx

 

[EvilS]

"OK, i'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"

 

[Pearls]

"OK, i'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"

 

[zebo]

"OK, i'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"

oooo, clever but still a cringe

 

[Admin]

Well someone had to say it my friend @zebo (And usually I never would, perhaps Freudian Slip after being subjected to @Biba and Stephen ) x

 

[Pearls]

hey sweetheart hows your mother off for dripping.....I heard this but dont know what it means xx

 

[zebo]

hey sweetheart hows your mother off for dripping.....I heard this but dont know what it means xx

no idea what that one means either @Pearls

 

[EvilS]

"There are 206 bones in the human body, would you like another one?"

I apologise lol.

 

[zebo]

"There are 206 bones in the human body, would you like another one?"

I apologise lol.

@EvilS . . . . BRILLIANT

"Of all your curves, your smile if my favourite"

 

[Pearls]

no idea what that one means either @Pearls

Nor me but think it is a welsh saying xx

 

[zebo]

"Can i touch your belly button . . . . . . from the inside "

 

[EvilS]

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
????
"Just enough to break the ice"

 

[zebo]

Stephen wiggled his little finger at me across a bar
He kept looking at me and wiggling it
So I went over

Imagine what the rest of me can do to if I can make you cum in a public bar with my little finger

Classy Stephen !!

 

[EvilS]

Stephen wiggled his little finger at me across a bar
He kept looking at me and wiggling it
So I went over

Imagine what the rest of me can do to if I can make you cum in a public bar with my little finger

Brilliant. Stephen is now my hero lol

 

[EvilS]

I would've got a slap using that round these parts so was surprised if it did hehe.....

 

[zebo]

It didn't work hun
I gave in to the stalking

@Biba it got your attention though !

 

[Admin]

One saying which I used to say.. and like Mr EvilS above - I apologise in advance for this.. But I used to say this a lot..
"Do you have any Welsh in you? If not do you want some?"

 

[EvilS]

That actually made me giggle out loud.
I hope the people you were using it on didn't do the same.....

 

[zebo]

@Admin, thats quite good, how often did it work ?