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    Discussion in 'Public Forums' started by zebo, 8 November 2015.

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    1. zebo

      zebo

      "i'm going to split your legs like an Oreo and lick out your cream"

      there must be some absolute beauties out there, from the ones that got a nod of appreciation, to the others that made you wince with pain, what are the ones that stick in your mind ?
       
      zebo, 8 November 2015
      zebo, 8 November 2015
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      • Admin

        Admin Site Owner Admin

        Fancy a fuck.... :rolleyes:o_O
         
        Admin, 8 November 2015
        Admin, 8 November 2015
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        • Pearls

          Pearls Site Owner Admin

          Never had one...I am lucky I guess and only ever met nice people xx
           
          Pearls, 8 November 2015
          Pearls, 8 November 2015
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          • zebo

            zebo

            @Admin . . . .thats it, lower the tone from the start !!
             
            zebo, 8 November 2015
            zebo, 8 November 2015
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            • Pearls

              Pearls Site Owner Admin

              you know what hes like xx
               
              Pearls, 8 November 2015
              Pearls, 8 November 2015
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            • zebo

              zebo

              @Pearls , he's supposed to set a good example, if this is what rummaging in @Biba's bits does to him, i wouldn't let him out again
               
              zebo, 8 November 2015
              zebo, 8 November 2015
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              • Pearls

                Pearls Site Owner Admin

                :Dwell you may have a point there xx
                 
                Pearls, 8 November 2015
                Pearls, 8 November 2015
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              • EvilS

                EvilS PV

                "OK, i'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"
                 
                EvilS, 8 November 2015
                EvilS, 8 November 2015
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                • Pearls

                  Pearls Site Owner Admin

                  :rolleyes::rolleyes:
                   
                  Pearls, 8 November 2015
                  Pearls, 8 November 2015
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                • zebo

                  zebo

                  oooo, clever but still a cringe
                   
                  zebo, 8 November 2015
                  zebo, 8 November 2015
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                  • Admin

                    Admin Site Owner Admin

                    Well someone had to say it my friend ;) @zebo (And usually I never would, perhaps Freudian Slip after being subjected to @Biba and Stephen :love: :D ) x
                     
                    Admin, 8 November 2015
                    Admin, 8 November 2015
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                  • Pearls

                    Pearls Site Owner Admin

                    hey sweetheart hows your mother off for dripping.....I heard this but dont know what it means xx
                     
                    Pearls, 8 November 2015
                    Pearls, 8 November 2015
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                    • zebo

                      zebo

                      no idea what that one means either @Pearls
                       
                      zebo, 8 November 2015
                      zebo, 8 November 2015
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                      • EvilS

                        EvilS PV

                        "There are 206 bones in the human body, would you like another one?"

                        I apologise lol.
                         
                        EvilS, 8 November 2015
                        EvilS, 8 November 2015
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                        • zebo

                          zebo

                          @EvilS . . . . BRILLIANT

                          "Of all your curves, your smile if my favourite"
                           
                          zebo, 8 November 2015
                          zebo, 8 November 2015
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                          • Pearls

                            Pearls Site Owner Admin

                            Nor me but think it is a welsh saying xx
                             
                            Pearls, 8 November 2015
                            Pearls, 8 November 2015
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                          • zebo

                            zebo

                            "Can i touch your belly button . . . . . . from the inside "
                             
                            zebo, 8 November 2015
                            zebo, 8 November 2015
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                            • EvilS

                              EvilS PV

                              "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
                              ????
                              "Just enough to break the ice"
                               
                              EvilS, 8 November 2015
                              EvilS, 8 November 2015
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                              • zebo

                                zebo

                                Classy Stephen !!
                                 
                                zebo, 8 November 2015
                                zebo, 8 November 2015
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                                • EvilS

                                  EvilS PV

                                  Brilliant. Stephen is now my hero lol
                                   
                                  EvilS, 8 November 2015
                                  EvilS, 8 November 2015
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                                  • EvilS

                                    EvilS PV

                                    I would've got a slap using that round these parts so was surprised if it did hehe.....
                                     
                                    EvilS, 8 November 2015
                                    EvilS, 8 November 2015
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                                  • zebo

                                    zebo

                                    @Biba it got your attention though !
                                     
                                    zebo, 8 November 2015
                                    zebo, 8 November 2015
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                                    • Admin

                                      Admin Site Owner Admin

                                      One saying which I used to say.. and like Mr EvilS above - I apologise in advance for this.. But I used to say this a lot..
                                      "Do you have any Welsh in you? If not do you want some?"

                                      :oops::oops:
                                       
                                      Admin, 8 November 2015
                                      Admin, 8 November 2015
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                                      • EvilS

                                        EvilS PV

                                        That actually made me giggle out loud.
                                        I hope the people you were using it on didn't do the same..... :)
                                         
                                        EvilS, 8 November 2015
                                        EvilS, 8 November 2015
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                                        • zebo

                                          zebo

                                          @Admin, thats quite good, how often did it work ?
                                           
                                          zebo, 8 November 2015
                                          zebo, 8 November 2015
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