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Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

  • Thread starter zebo
  • Start date 8 November 2015
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8 November 2015
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zebo

"i'm going to split your legs like an Oreo and lick out your cream"

there must be some absolute beauties out there, from the ones that got a nod of appreciation, to the others that made you wince with pain, what are the ones that stick in your mind ?
 
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8 November 2015
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Fancy a fuck.... :rolleyes:o_O
 
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8 November 2015
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Never had one...I am lucky I guess and only ever met nice people xx
 
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8 November 2015
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zebo

Admin said:
Fancy a fuck.... :rolleyes:o_O
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@Admin . . . .thats it, lower the tone from the start !!
 
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8 November 2015
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zebo said:
@Admin . . . .thats it, lower the tone from the start !!
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you know what hes like xx
 
8 November 2015
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zebo

Pearls said:
you know what hes like xx
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@Pearls , he's supposed to set a good example, if this is what rummaging in @Biba's bits does to him, i wouldn't let him out again
 
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zebo said:
@Pearls , he's supposed to set a good example, if this is what rummaging in @Biba's bits does to him, i wouldn't let him out again
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:Dwell you may have a point there xx
 
8 November 2015
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"OK, i'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"
 
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EvilS said:
"OK, i'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"
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:rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
8 November 2015
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zebo

EvilS said:
"OK, i'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"
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oooo, clever but still a cringe
 
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8 November 2015
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Well someone had to say it my friend ;) @zebo (And usually I never would, perhaps Freudian Slip after being subjected to @Biba and Stephen :love: :D ) x
 
8 November 2015
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hey sweetheart hows your mother off for dripping.....I heard this but dont know what it means xx
 
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8 November 2015
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hey sweetheart hows your mother off for dripping.....I heard this but dont know what it means xx
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no idea what that one means either @Pearls
 
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8 November 2015
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"There are 206 bones in the human body, would you like another one?"

I apologise lol.
 
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8 November 2015
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EvilS said:
"There are 206 bones in the human body, would you like another one?"

I apologise lol.
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@EvilS . . . . BRILLIANT

"Of all your curves, your smile if my favourite"
 
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no idea what that one means either @Pearls
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Nor me but think it is a welsh saying xx
 
8 November 2015
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zebo

"Can i touch your belly button . . . . . . from the inside "
 
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8 November 2015
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EvilS

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"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
????
"Just enough to break the ice"
 
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8 November 2015
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zebo

Biba said:
Stephen wiggled his little finger at me across a bar
He kept looking at me and wiggling it
So I went over

Imagine what the rest of me can do to if I can make you cum in a public bar with my little finger
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Classy Stephen !!
 
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8 November 2015
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Biba said:
Stephen wiggled his little finger at me across a bar
He kept looking at me and wiggling it
So I went over

Imagine what the rest of me can do to if I can make you cum in a public bar with my little finger
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Brilliant. Stephen is now my hero lol
 
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8 November 2015
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I would've got a slap using that round these parts so was surprised if it did hehe.....
 
8 November 2015
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zebo

Biba said:
It didn't work hun
I gave in to the stalking
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@Biba it got your attention though !
 
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8 November 2015
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One saying which I used to say.. and like Mr EvilS above - I apologise in advance for this.. But I used to say this a lot..
"Do you have any Welsh in you? If not do you want some?"

:oops::oops:
 
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8 November 2015
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That actually made me giggle out loud.
I hope the people you were using it on didn't do the same..... :)
 
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8 November 2015
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zebo

@Admin, thats quite good, how often did it work ?
 
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