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    Discussion in 'Public Forums' started by zebo, 8 November 2015.

    1. "i'm going to split your legs like an Oreo and lick out your cream"

      there must be some absolute beauties out there, from the ones that got a nod of appreciation, to the others that made you wince with pain, what are the ones that stick in your mind ?
       
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      • Admin

        Admin Site Owner Admin

        Fancy a fuck.... :rolleyes:o_O
         
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        • Pearls

          Pearls Site Owner Admin

          Never had one...I am lucky I guess and only ever met nice people xx
           
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          • @Admin . . . .thats it, lower the tone from the start !!
             
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            • Pearls

              Pearls Site Owner Admin

              you know what hes like xx
               
            • @Pearls , he's supposed to set a good example, if this is what rummaging in @Biba's bits does to him, i wouldn't let him out again
               
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              • Pearls

                Pearls Site Owner Admin

                :Dwell you may have a point there xx
                 
              • EvilS

                EvilS PV

                "OK, i'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"
                 
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                • Pearls

                  Pearls Site Owner Admin

                  :rolleyes::rolleyes:
                   
                • oooo, clever but still a cringe
                   
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                  • Admin

                    Admin Site Owner Admin

                    Well someone had to say it my friend ;) @zebo (And usually I never would, perhaps Freudian Slip after being subjected to @Biba and Stephen :love: :D ) x
                     
                  • Pearls

                    Pearls Site Owner Admin

                    hey sweetheart hows your mother off for dripping.....I heard this but dont know what it means xx
                     
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                    • no idea what that one means either @Pearls
                       
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                      • EvilS

                        EvilS PV

                        "There are 206 bones in the human body, would you like another one?"

                        I apologise lol.
                         
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                        • @EvilS . . . . BRILLIANT

                          "Of all your curves, your smile if my favourite"
                           
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                          • Pearls

                            Pearls Site Owner Admin

                            Nor me but think it is a welsh saying xx
                             
                          • "Can i touch your belly button . . . . . . from the inside "
                             
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                            • EvilS

                              EvilS PV

                              "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
                              ????
                              "Just enough to break the ice"
                               
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                              • Classy Stephen !!
                                 
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                                • EvilS

                                  EvilS PV

                                  Brilliant. Stephen is now my hero lol
                                   
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                                  • EvilS

                                    EvilS PV

                                    I would've got a slap using that round these parts so was surprised if it did hehe.....
                                     
                                  • @Biba it got your attention though !
                                     
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                                    • Admin

                                      Admin Site Owner Admin

                                      One saying which I used to say.. and like Mr EvilS above - I apologise in advance for this.. But I used to say this a lot..
                                      "Do you have any Welsh in you? If not do you want some?"

                                      :oops::oops:
                                       
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                                      • EvilS

                                        EvilS PV

                                        That actually made me giggle out loud.
                                        I hope the people you were using it on didn't do the same..... :)
                                         
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                                        • @Admin, thats quite good, how often did it work ?
                                           
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