Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

14 January 2018
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Worst I ever had was years ago in Dublin when some hallion said to me, "C'mere til I have a wee word in your mouth" :eek:
 
9 May 2018
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Can i ask what would you prefer. Blasted into eternity with a guided missile or blasted into maternity with a guided muscle.
 
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If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds :D
 
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"I got 8inches here of meat, do you fancy devouring it all up sweetheart" :hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm: