Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

[Pearls]

That's a lovely dress you have on, it'd look better in a crumpled heap in the corner of my bedroom.

 

[Pearls]

I'm hard right now, shame for it to go to waste

 

[MP386]

I'm hard right now, shame for it to go to waste

You mean that one won’t work

 

[Pearls]

You mean that one won’t work

It's not a bad one, heard worse I guess

 

[MP386]

It's not a bad one, heard worse I guess

Like ?? It’s not going to suck itself

 

[Pearls]

Like ?? It’s not going to suck itself

That has to be the worst

 

[Jax_Hoff]

Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

 

[Miss JR]

Worst I ever had was years ago in Dublin when some hallion said to me, "C'mere til I have a wee word in your mouth"

 

[Baldrick]

How do you like your eggs in the morning, Fried or fertilised?

B x

 

[Pearls]

How do you like your eggs in the morning, Fried or fertilised?

B x

Omg

 

[Covkid66]

Can i ask what would you prefer. Blasted into eternity with a guided missile or blasted into maternity with a guided muscle.

 

[Pearls]

Can i ask what would you prefer. Blasted into eternity with a guided missile or blasted into maternity with a guided muscle.

 

[Jax_Hoff]

Worst I ever had was years ago in Dublin when some hallion said to me, "C'mere til I have a wee word in your mouth"

I'll have to search engine, hallion later.

 

[Lips_Pearls]

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds

 

[Pearls]

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds

 

[Pearls]

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds

Did you try that one on me xx

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Did you try that one on me xx

No... but I do believe it was a bit more... suave, sophisticated.. such as "get yourself over that freezer now". xx

 

[Pearls]

No... but I do believe it was a bit more... suave, sophisticated.. such as "get yourself over that freezer now". xx

Oh yea, I remember.... Then you chickened out

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Oh yea, I remember.... Then you chickened out

xx

 

[Pearls]

"I got 8inches here of meat, do you fancy devouring it all up sweetheart" :hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm:

 

[MP386]

"I got 8inches here of meat, do you fancy devouring it all up sweetheart" :hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm:

Are you trying to tell us something

 

[Pearls]

Are you trying to tell us something

I wasn't hungry