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Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

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zebo

"i'm going to split your legs like an Oreo and lick out your cream"

there must be some absolute beauties out there, from the ones that got a nod of appreciation, to the others that made you wince with pain, what are the ones that stick in your mind ?
 
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Well someone had to say it my friend @zebo (And usually I never would, perhaps Freudian Slip after being subjected to @Biba and Stephen ) x
 
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zebo

Stephen wiggled his little finger at me across a bar
He kept looking at me and wiggling it
So I went over

Imagine what the rest of me can do to if I can make you cum in a public bar with my little finger

Classy Stephen !!
 
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EvilS

Stephen wiggled his little finger at me across a bar
He kept looking at me and wiggling it
So I went over

Imagine what the rest of me can do to if I can make you cum in a public bar with my little finger

Brilliant. Stephen is now my hero lol
 
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EvilS

I would've got a slap using that round these parts so was surprised if it did hehe.....
 
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EvilS

That actually made me giggle out loud.
I hope the people you were using it on didn't do the same.....
 
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